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Troy Kristoffer

Troy Kristoffer

@troykristoffer.com

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www.TroyKristoffer.com New music coming in Spring 2026! He/him 📍California based award winning 👨🏼‍🎤singer, artist, actor, voice actor. Recovering obsessive entrepreneur. Unexpected cat person. Gaymer and traveler. 🏳️‍🌈

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 1d

Just now discovered this song (thanks @qobuz.bsky.social !) APT. by #Rosé and #BrunoMars and it's so catchy. LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekr2nIex040

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 1d

Omg. @simonyoung.bsky.social and I used to work there together for Halloweekends!

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 1d

DISCLOSURE: We paid to have her hang out with us wierdos...

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 1d

Last weekend we got to spend some time with beloved @misscocoperu.bsky.social and loved every second of it.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 2d

The beginning of the end was in 2007 when the Tea Party was born, and they killed decency and emphathy. The flat earth shifted on it's axis and decent politics went sliding off into oblivion. We've never regained balance or control.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 2d

Emilio: WHY AM I OUTSIDE!? WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME! LET ME IN! I HATES IT! DADDY YOU'RE SO MEAN! I WILL DESTROY THE ENTIRE PATIO UNTIL YOU LET ME IN YOU CAT-PHOBIC HATEFUL ASSHOLE!!

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 2d

Emilio: NO! I DONT! LET ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW! I WILL DESTROY THIS SCREEN DOOR! OUTSIDE! OUTSIDE! YOU CANT GIVE RAMSES WHAT I DONT GET! DADDY!
Me; ok! Ok! OK! CALM DOWN. I'll put you outside.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 2d

Ramses our #Cat 1: Please Father, may I go outside?
Me: Why of course our outside-loving cat. Have a great time in the sun, sir.
Emilio our #Cats 2: DADDY!! OUTSIDE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! RAMSES IS OUTSIDE AND NOT ME!
Me: You hate it outside!
(Continued... 👇)

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 2d

... trying... so hard... not to make the joke....

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 6d

Normally I would push through a challenge, but you can't do that when you injure your voice. It could do serious damage. I am so bummed out right now.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 6d

Earlier this week I jacked up my voice while rehearsing for my show this weekend at the Queer Mercado. I've been wanting to peform on their stage for over a year, and was supposed to in Sept, but that got booted til tomorrow. I had to cancel & it's like my 3rd gig & I'm already a diva. I'm so upset.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 6d

Vlad the Impaler discovers marshmallows, by Jake Likes Onions: jakelikesonions.com/post/1564935...

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 6d

Vlad the Impaler discovers marshmallows, by Jake Likes Onions: jakelikesonions.com/post/1564935...

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 7d

What was your first celebrity crush that you remember? Mine was this hot twink.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 7d

What was your first celebrity crush that you remember? Mine was this hot twink.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 8d

McDonald's Monopoly game (currenly on) is terrible now that it's all in a mobile app. I want my god damned stamps and playboard!

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 8d

Make up their minds! Is it a "very small" group or is it all out warzones requiring the national guard? I don't understand. Which is it?

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 9d

This is so amazing LOL.

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 9d

Rehearsing today for my show on Saturday at The Queer Mercado in East LA. I'm so happy to have space that isn't our living room now. Also, the best audience ever. (I know these photos look messy AF but this is the cleanest it's been in 3 years. I'm working on it...LOL)

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 9d

Just discovered it's basically impossible to buy pet food that isn't owned/produced by a gargantuan problematic umbrella corporation. Nestle Purina, General Mills, Mars, Inc. , and Colgate-Palmolive all own every brand... (specifically, dry food, that isn't $476 a bag)

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 9d

65% Quality Ingredients!
At least they're honest?

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 11d

Balthazar came out to play tonight at @oddlymanor.bsky.social

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 13d

A lot less fun in "Fun Size". These are half the size and twice the price they used to be a just a few years ago and the packaging is the same. #Snickers #Mars #Shrinkflation #CorporateGreed #SadHalloween #Capitalism #FunSize #Candy #Chocolate #Halloween2025 #HalloweenCandy #MarsCandy #FakeFlation

Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 13d

How does a multi-billion company get away with failing so bad at marketing their movies? I am a Tron fan. Loved the last movie. Had no clue they were making a 3rd, and no idea that it was coming out this weekend. That they missed me is baffling. LOL Did anyone else know about this movie?

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Alexis Nikole 🌻 @blackforager.bsky.social · Mar 7

Hey so has anyone seen the remote? We are all in need of a PAUSE ON ALL THE OCCURRENCES THAT KEEP OCCURRING