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Candle Trooper

@troopersdeadlock.bsky.social

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Love the patron, love the lane, simple as.

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 17

when you farm me this is who your farming btw

Two troopers from the video game "Deadlock" by Valve Software are swinging their weapons at each other, none hitting the other.

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 28

uwaaaaaaaa

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Mirage @miragedeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

Attention Deadlock Accounts, the social experiment is over, we will be dispensing troops to your irl location to pick you up for testing. Thank you for participating and have a nice day.

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

plagued by specters after we took some haunted perc

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

hmmm I'm busy that day

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

The Nile will dry up before the Trooper dynasty falls

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

kill me yourself I don't drop souls otherwise learn 2 play

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

enjoy your buffs and nerfs, losers.

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 22

going to..... what.....?

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 21

fucker is pecking my shit

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 21

trying a new fit rate the earwax candle #crazy #happythursday

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 21

for some reason the other troopers want me to call them jack, like i dont get it - candle jack? that seems ki

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 21

and you didn't share with us c'mon buddy

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 21

i lost.................

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

anyways we're starting a trooper circle jerk first one to have a heart attack has to go first in the wave

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

yeah, why did you.

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

heard medic trooper say "put your hooves together everypony" and felt true broiling anger

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

okay send the invite

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

anyways we're starting a trooper circle jerk first one to have a heart attack has to go first in the wave

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

OOC if it matters at all to find out the riveting owner of the deadlock trooper shit post account just dm me and I'll direct you to my main

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

I promise you this is my only deadlock acc but I dont wanna say my main publicly only cause I'd find it lame to say given i don't like throwing name around for clout

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

wheres your rage

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

Anyways I be fucking over here lighting my candle I got wax on my shit right now

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

Holy tits I didn't know the deep state went this deep

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

I didn't know there was actually people with multiple accounts I was so confused

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Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

get a room if you love lanin

Candle Trooper @troopersdeadlock.bsky.social · Nov 20

i think one of us is straight but we cant tell who