Snidely Two-Spleens
@trojkalux.bsky.social
A radio personality, a musician, a writer, and a recovering software engineer ... are just some of the people I keep locked in the trunk of my car. ⚾️🖖♟️🎹✒️📻🫖📖🔪
http://www.perichore.com
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Ooof, that one hurts. #BuckRogers is my childhood and the gateway to my love of classic radio and pulp sci-fi in general. A lot of the "man-out-of-element becomes cavalier swashbuckler" tropes are still the most FUN types of science fiction to me. Guess I what I'll be binge-watching this weekend.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ooof, that one hurts. #BuckRogers is my childhood and the gateway to my love of classic radio and pulp sci-fi in general. A lot of the "man-out-of-element becomes cavalier swashbuckler" tropes are still the most FUN types of science fiction to me. Guess I what I'll be binge-watching this weekend.
In recently realized I had a pavlovian response to the Craig Fergusun Late Late Show theme song that put me to sleep. I haven't slept well since he left the air.
Are there psychological studies about what is going to happen to us when late night TV is no longer a thing next year?!
Are there psychological studies about what is going to happen to us when late night TV is no longer a thing next year?!
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In recently realized I had a pavlovian response to the Craig Fergusun Late Late Show theme song that put me to sleep. I haven't slept well since he left the air.
Are there psychological studies about what is going to happen to us when late night TV is no longer a thing next year?!
Are there psychological studies about what is going to happen to us when late night TV is no longer a thing next year?!
Thou art no rogue of fortune, merely a thief so witless he steals the droppings of the mailman’s boredom. Enjoy your chili powder, cilantro, and saxophone mouthpiece, cutpurse of cardboard, brigand of bubble wrap. Soon, a prison legend with a tale of this heist. #porchpirates
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thou art no rogue of fortune, merely a thief so witless he steals the droppings of the mailman’s boredom. Enjoy your chili powder, cilantro, and saxophone mouthpiece, cutpurse of cardboard, brigand of bubble wrap. Soon, a prison legend with a tale of this heist. #porchpirates
You always hate to dunk on your heroes, but Rheingold was wrong. The Internet didn’t build a virtual community. It gave us the most exquisite loneliness delivery system in human history: infinite connection, zero risk, zero follow-through. #Ironic
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You always hate to dunk on your heroes, but Rheingold was wrong. The Internet didn’t build a virtual community. It gave us the most exquisite loneliness delivery system in human history: infinite connection, zero risk, zero follow-through. #Ironic
Tonight's Jam and Bar Talk: Favorite Christmas song? This one hits me right in my dark, inappropriate-humor funny bone. I love the song. Probably good that the lyrics are hard to decipher.
(Also, if the holidays leave you in a dark place -- 988 = crisis lifeline.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTF...
(Also, if the holidays leave you in a dark place -- 988 = crisis lifeline.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTF...
MT. OSSA - Shop Till Ya Drop (The Ballad of Tao Hsiao)
The Balled of Tao Hsiao
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tonight's Jam and Bar Talk: Favorite Christmas song? This one hits me right in my dark, inappropriate-humor funny bone. I love the song. Probably good that the lyrics are hard to decipher.
(Also, if the holidays leave you in a dark place -- 988 = crisis lifeline.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTF...
(Also, if the holidays leave you in a dark place -- 988 = crisis lifeline.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTF...
Tonight's jam: Feelin' festive? Seasonally depressed? Doesn't matter. Scanner (@scannerdot.com) has a new mix that's good for both!
scanner.bandcamp.com/album/festiv...
scanner.bandcamp.com/album/festiv...
Festive Mix, by Scanner
1 track album
scanner.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tonight's jam: Feelin' festive? Seasonally depressed? Doesn't matter. Scanner (@scannerdot.com) has a new mix that's good for both!
scanner.bandcamp.com/album/festiv...
scanner.bandcamp.com/album/festiv...
"You’re totally right—em dashes give the game away. I’ll stop using them—and that’s a promise."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/m...
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"You’re totally right—em dashes give the game away. I’ll stop using them—and that’s a promise."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/m...
Radio Pick of the Day: They actually played the ORIGINAL mix of La Grange ... like ... the one WITHOUT all that reverb and echo on it. That seems so hardcore, so simple, yet it made me happy. #Radio
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Radio Pick of the Day: They actually played the ORIGINAL mix of La Grange ... like ... the one WITHOUT all that reverb and echo on it. That seems so hardcore, so simple, yet it made me happy. #Radio
I grabbed popcorn and checked out Twitter again for this. I love the cognitive dissonance of people who can not accept being wrong. "Nah, the account isn't a foreign propaganda bot. It was probably HACKED. Only the last couple of posts are fake."
www.businessinsider.com/fake-twitter...
www.businessinsider.com/fake-twitter...
Of course X is filled with fake overseas accounts. It's built for that.
That outrageous post that got you upset? That was the whole point.
www.businessinsider.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I grabbed popcorn and checked out Twitter again for this. I love the cognitive dissonance of people who can not accept being wrong. "Nah, the account isn't a foreign propaganda bot. It was probably HACKED. Only the last couple of posts are fake."
www.businessinsider.com/fake-twitter...
www.businessinsider.com/fake-twitter...
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
June 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
It's that time of year again ... gotta dust off this classic ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhP...
Jonathan Coulton in LA -03-First Of May
YouTube video by Gle3nn
www.youtube.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's that time of year again ... gotta dust off this classic ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhP...
... and 100% accurate.
April 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
... and 100% accurate.
Fun thing about the 21st century: If you think of something, someone else has probably created it, and shared it with the world already ... youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?...
Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Ghostbusters By Ray Parker Jr.
YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fun thing about the 21st century: If you think of something, someone else has probably created it, and shared it with the world already ... youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?...
He glares at me from the box with judgment for even buying this thing at 9PM! Okay, "Chef," the "steak" made me double-check my dental coverage and the "ale" tasted like vinegar and regret!
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
He glares at me from the box with judgment for even buying this thing at 9PM! Okay, "Chef," the "steak" made me double-check my dental coverage and the "ale" tasted like vinegar and regret!
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
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Wow, a TON of my friends, who wouldn't be caught dead on social media, started multiple Twitter accounts with really horrible nicknames and emoji profile pics all on the same day!? Pretty sure this confirms the "Dead Internet Theory" ... theconversation.com/the-dead-int...
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wow, a TON of my friends, who wouldn't be caught dead on social media, started multiple Twitter accounts with really horrible nicknames and emoji profile pics all on the same day!? Pretty sure this confirms the "Dead Internet Theory" ... theconversation.com/the-dead-int...
I was kidding ... now my house is rumbling and the lights are flickering ... it's THUNDERSLEET!!!
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was kidding ... now my house is rumbling and the lights are flickering ... it's THUNDERSLEET!!!
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
January 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
Hello [Recruiter_Name],
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hello [Recruiter_Name],
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
General consensus in the bar tonight: Nobody in Indianapolis gives a shit about this game, except that some of us went to IU; some of us went to Purdue. We unite now in our hatred of Ohio State.
January 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
General consensus in the bar tonight: Nobody in Indianapolis gives a shit about this game, except that some of us went to IU; some of us went to Purdue. We unite now in our hatred of Ohio State.
I got my laptop, my Keurig, and my Batman blankie. Don't underestumate my ability to spend the whole day in bed.
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I got my laptop, my Keurig, and my Batman blankie. Don't underestumate my ability to spend the whole day in bed.