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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · Nov 30
I WANT TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 1d
Gotcha!! I was there during Chris Rix and then when I went back for a masters it was Christian Ponder. But I was in town all of the 2013 season so I have a taste of what you got to experience on campus 😂😂 maybe we will get there again 😅
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 1d
Cold morning, the house is quiet except for Evermore, baking & brewed coffee smells, and a FLORIDA STATE FOOTBALL VICTORY 🍢🍢🍢

The best vibes.
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 2d
I want to be the “you don’t know what they go home to” type of mom but some of these kids ain’t shit and their parents are just as disgusted as the rest of us (his name is TJ and I need help getting him away from my daughter)
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
His mother would probably use them up before I could call the cops on him 😭😭
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
She’s been fine snoring in her tree so maybe she ate something and got rid of it who knows. There have been a lot of people coming in and out tonight it might have scared her straight 😂
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
How do you break up a teenaged couple I need this loser away from my daughter
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
Don’t think so we think it’s Topaz since she has been near the scene of every crime 😭😭 just hope it’s not because someone left out candy because she literally eats everything
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
Took off today to get the house & food ready for this last minute teenager party and while the cat is actively vomiting another puddle I’m dripping sweat and my kid is screaming SIX SEVEN my boss calls and says he needs a critical PowerPoint

In hell for Halloween 🎃
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
Same
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
😂😂😂
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 3d
I agree but i realize how old i sound 😂😂
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 4d
I had a gray one!! It’s was scratchy so I hated it but you had to have one 😂😂 (still better than blankets imo 😭😭)
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 4d
I just learned I’m hosting six teenagers at my house for Halloween tomorrow I’m hoping to leave the country as soon as I’m off work
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 4d
Have yall stopped buying your teenagers coats or is wearing blankets in public the style now
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 4d
This jackal asked me to set up a meeting with all of my contacts who deal with his niche and now that that meeting is here he wants me to take the lead on the discussion bitch I don’t know this shit why are we all here
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 5d
Buying a Costco sized pack of alkaline water and all of it tastes like it sat in the sun baking in the microplastics <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 8d
I hated working retail too but I was always made to be nice now they’re free to glare and slam things around I bet that’s liberating
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 9d
Finally cut the second one and it might be better 🥰
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
I agree. I cut that one open too soon but after toasting it was perfect. I keep my house on the cold side so it’s an adventure each time 😂
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
I’ll vote the first one. Personality trumps proper sitting form to me 🤷‍♀️
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
I’ll do fancy scores another time my kid was making me want to commit seppuku and I had to get to the vet 😭😭 are you a sourdough baker?
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
Not very aesthetic pics but you get what you get 😭
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
They’re both heathens they just take turns driving me to sewer side 😭😭😭
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
He still has two heart conditions but this is still great news!!
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Not That Karen @troeuwaii.bsky.social · 10d
🔥🔥🔥🔥