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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 9h

game used baseballs smell good as fuck if you're a leather pervert like me

beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 11h

all we need to do is find 3 more pitchers that can go 5+ innings, and have yelich get out of this slump, and find a spot for isaac collins, and stop the dodgers starting pitcher from going 8 innings deep

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 4d

getting these so my ears looking even more appealing to be put in peoples mouth

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vampM1-R @hovermyr.bsky.social · 6d

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 7d

forceclowninization

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 7d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 7d

boot fucking but instead of boots it’s clown shoes

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 7d

learning how to become a bootblack so i can be a bigger pervert about clown girls and their big clown shoes

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 8d

repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate

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⛓️ 𝔱𝔢𝔢 ⛓️ @cowboyteebop.seeks.quest · 13d

tiramisu on a beige plate with a gold fork on the right side. the text reads "the tiramisu fandom is dying" "repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14d

A screenshot of a YouTube video called gamer hypnosis and then all of the replies are different accounts saying I am a gamer

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 20d

yes

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MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 25d

Final:
BlueJays 1
Royals 20

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 26d

cabbage savepoint. use this to restore your mental health before continuing

some napa cabbages piled on top of each other

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · 27d

turning myself into the doll of theseus with all the bits i keep stealing

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · May 12

"average woman feminizes 3 men a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman feminizes 0 men per year. Elle Lambert, who lives in a basement & feminizes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · Jan 23

if you’re trans you need to ritual summon a damn hungry burger. if you accomplish something else than good. if you accomplish nothing else than good. but you have to ritual summon a damn hungry burger.

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · Jan 22

oh fuck i left the doll orgy with someone else’s arm instead of mine again

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · Jan 13

Enemies to ?????

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Jan 11

finished reading dorley chapter 16 and 17

a dog with a bib and a speech bubble that reads "waiter! waiter! more yuri please!!"

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beatrice @trixiefops.bsky.social · Dec 31

does talking about men who need put in a pretty dress count as failing the bechdel test?

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