Triple Steak Guy
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that tv commercial where the guy has a lot of work to do, so he uses the chatbot to make a birthday card for his daughter, enabling him to spend more time at work, i feel like it really gives the game away
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i was there from launch to early 07 and i feel like this gave me the internet equivalent of iocaine powder immunity
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i don't remember all of the intermediate steps since it was like 10 years ago, but one that sticks out in my memory, the 1st search term was "F cup" and the final search was for "saggy wife tits." all of this took place on government computer+network btw
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
one of the funniest things you can do in information security is reviewing traffic logs of people looking at porn at work, and seeing the timestamps attached to the evolution/refinement of their various search terms and categories
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
at least he was smart, this is like if some random guard from nova prospekt was the one on camera
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i guess they're gonna overturn it but that was almost nuts
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
I had completely lost track that season 3 started this weekend
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
If you walk down an aisle at the grocery store that didn't have any items you intended to buy, you're basically admitting defeat
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i am willing to be called a dumbass, a gormless fuckwit, etc., if someone out there would like to give me a couple hundred million dollars or so
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
that would just be laziness on kazooie's part, to take a plane
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i was dying at the office interview, but no one in the theater was laughing, so i had to keep it to myself
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i'm gonna get what i deserve (a haircut)
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
damn npr way to get my hopes up
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
hard to believe a guy who looks and talks like milei would be a dumbass
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
they should give me hundreds of billions of dollars, i'll show everyone how easy it is to continue being normal, and not end up like him
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i'm looking at your content, but renouncingly
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
It'd be funny if an OF lady was sincerely swiping into your profile but you thought it was just marketing tactics
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
i hope one of the characters they need to rescue is played by alfonso cuaron
triplesteakguy.bsky.social
reminded me a lot of the failures of infinity from evangelion rebuild 3
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Taking a quick shower to cure my necrotic frostbite