The Platonic Form of Bitch
@triclinia.bsky.social
Ash, subjective pronouns, bad dog, NLRG's Wife
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sometimes you gotta spend a day totally entranced by the experience of having a body
i think its a little too on the nose to appoint an evil economist called "The Laugher" to chair the Federal Reserve
April 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i think its a little too on the nose to appoint an evil economist called "The Laugher" to chair the Federal Reserve
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girls only want one thing
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
girls only want one thing
winning winning winning winning winning :)
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
winning winning winning winning winning :)
steadily getting better at running a 5k
at this rate of improvement i will breach the sound barrier sometime next month
at this rate of improvement i will breach the sound barrier sometime next month
April 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
steadily getting better at running a 5k
at this rate of improvement i will breach the sound barrier sometime next month
at this rate of improvement i will breach the sound barrier sometime next month
aced the citizenship test
April 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
aced the citizenship test
oh wow running outside is so much better when i get the chance
April 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
oh wow running outside is so much better when i get the chance
ominous message to get unprompted
April 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ominous message to get unprompted
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5% of my body weight in spagetti will save me
April 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
5% of my body weight in spagetti will save me
freezing rain is just about the only weather i dont like walking in and damn if it isnt showing up at the worst possible time
April 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
freezing rain is just about the only weather i dont like walking in and damn if it isnt showing up at the worst possible time
reverse clocked yet again
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
reverse clocked yet again
classifying the dolls by which anime they willingly call formative
March 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
classifying the dolls by which anime they willingly call formative
take a break from gym, start sliding into a hole
return to gym, instantly out of the hole again
return to gym, instantly out of the hole again
March 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
take a break from gym, start sliding into a hole
return to gym, instantly out of the hole again
return to gym, instantly out of the hole again
just got called the "ideal omelas candidate" :)
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
just got called the "ideal omelas candidate" :)
the girls are looking biteable on purpose
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the girls are looking biteable on purpose
she looked into my eyes and immediately concluded that i wanted to bite her >:c
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
she looked into my eyes and immediately concluded that i wanted to bite her >:c
cant believe my wife is telling me to read theory (Hobbes)
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
cant believe my wife is telling me to read theory (Hobbes)
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that magical moment you pass from "haha you can't do anything to stop me haha" playing around to "oh you really couldn't do anything to stop me even if you wanted to"
March 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
that magical moment you pass from "haha you can't do anything to stop me haha" playing around to "oh you really couldn't do anything to stop me even if you wanted to"
none of these fuckers have any love of the craft
March 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
none of these fuckers have any love of the craft
negotiating with the puppygirls for hand-me-down gpus in return for bones to gnaw on
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
negotiating with the puppygirls for hand-me-down gpus in return for bones to gnaw on
really, letting girls torment me is just part of xenia
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
really, letting girls torment me is just part of xenia
time for another girl ordeal
March 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
time for another girl ordeal
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Sending a picture of two girls cuddling to one gf: us
Sending a picture of a girl eating another girl’s intestines to the other: us
Sending a picture of a girl eating another girl’s intestines to the other: us
March 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sending a picture of two girls cuddling to one gf: us
Sending a picture of a girl eating another girl’s intestines to the other: us
Sending a picture of a girl eating another girl’s intestines to the other: us
have you tried provoking the problem
March 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
have you tried provoking the problem
core workouts making me crave tummypunches...
tragically wife is working right now so i cant harass her for them
tragically wife is working right now so i cant harass her for them
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
core workouts making me crave tummypunches...
tragically wife is working right now so i cant harass her for them
tragically wife is working right now so i cant harass her for them
not nearly sore enough so maybe i go back to weights again today
March 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
not nearly sore enough so maybe i go back to weights again today