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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 2d

Apparently, is insensitive to call the new family cookbook "Volume 2 - The Updated Family Edition."

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 8d

I'm sure it is

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 8d

Anyways, as to the Bible stats by buying my book.

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On Your Knees: The 69-Day Irreverent Devotional

On Your Knees: The 69-Day Irreverent Devotional is a raw, humorous, and unflinching journey through the Bible, designed for those who have been harmed by traditional religious teachings.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 8d

I'm sorry everyone...

When I filled out the details of my book, I marked the subject as "Bible - Other." So any time someone buys my book, it actually counts as another Bible sold.

Clearly this is on me.

Image from Fox News saying Bible sales, Bible app downloads, and Christian music streams are on the rise.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 9d

Forgot I wrote this.

transvangelical.substack.com/p/deborah-le...

Deborah: Lesbian or Destroyer of Patriarchy

Or Both. Both is Good.

transvangelical.substack.com

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hey there, benji. @benjaminfaye.bsky.social · 11d

My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus asks the five thousand if they finished job training before feeding them.

The other is when He asked the townspeople if they had Aetna or Blue Cross before healing them to see if He was in network.

After all, America is a Christian nation…right?

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 14d

Me too @toriglass.bsky.social "WHY AREN'T YOU HEATHENING RIGHT?'

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 15d

Your alliship is inspiring

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 15d

I can't be straightphobic.
Some of my closest friends used to be straight.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 16d

I just don't think I could date a pre-op cis man. 🤷‍♀️

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 16d

So... As we get closer to the Epstein files being voted on, who is the administration going to unalive next to distract from it?

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 17d

Yeah...
What can I say? This administration hates veterans.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 17d

‼️PSA‼️:
Due to the ongoing government shutdown, your VA benefits from your time in the Lord's Army may be delayed.

If you have any questions, please contact your local VA office, but please be ready to provide proof of service during The War on Christmas.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 19d

If I'm understanding correctly,
Taylor Swift might have used copywrited material in her new album and could be in legal trouble...

The legal trouble is clearly an Easter egg to hint that her next album will be a Christian worship album.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 19d

I need @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social to approve of this skeet.

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Transvangelical @transvangelical.com · 19d

If I'm understanding correctly,
Taylor Swift might have used copywrited material in her new album and could be in legal trouble...

The legal trouble is clearly an Easter egg to hint that her next album will be a Christian worship album.

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20d

i can't be a misandrist, i have made so many men cum

sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 20d

i can't be a misandrist, i have a friend who is a man, brothers who are men

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