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· Oct 19
I've heard of edging, but it's been 2,000 years and Jesus hasn't been able to come again.
I need people to stop saying there are no trans people in the Epstein files. Because I'm not convinced Caitlyn Jenner isn't in them.
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I need people to stop saying there are no trans people in the Epstein files. Because I'm not convinced Caitlyn Jenner isn't in them.
So many people claimed "we are Charlie Kirk," but only Scott Adams was willing to follow through.
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
So many people claimed "we are Charlie Kirk," but only Scott Adams was willing to follow through.
Philip Yancey didn't have an affair.
He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.
He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Philip Yancey didn't have an affair.
He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.
He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.
So... Through a series of events, I know know what it's like to sit in a puddle of oral numbing spray fluid.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
So... Through a series of events, I know know what it's like to sit in a puddle of oral numbing spray fluid.
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the feminine urge to watch facism crumble
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
the feminine urge to watch facism crumble
So far I've kept my New Year's resolution!!!
My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.
My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
So far I've kept my New Year's resolution!!!
My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.
My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.
There's over 5 hours until midnight on the east coast,
you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.
you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There's over 5 hours until midnight on the east coast,
you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.
you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.
In Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men."
The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...
The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men."
The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...
The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...
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It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."
May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
My Christmas pajamas are so cute
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My Christmas pajamas are so cute
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I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.
Consider the War on Christmas over
Consider the War on Christmas over
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.
Consider the War on Christmas over
Consider the War on Christmas over
I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.
Consider the War on Christmas over
Consider the War on Christmas over
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.
Consider the War on Christmas over
Consider the War on Christmas over
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Next year will be a once in a generation election where we have the opportunity to flip the Governor's Mansion AND the State House. Join Rep. Ruwa Romman for the 1st stop of the Georgia We Deserve Tour where we ring in the New Year together and commit to a Georgia we can afford and where we belong.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Next year will be a once in a generation election where we have the opportunity to flip the Governor's Mansion AND the State House. Join Rep. Ruwa Romman for the 1st stop of the Georgia We Deserve Tour where we ring in the New Year together and commit to a Georgia we can afford and where we belong.
FBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom
Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"
Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
FBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom
Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"
Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"
Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it.
"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.
Not much of a god...
"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.
Not much of a god...
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it.
"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.
Not much of a god...
"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.
Not much of a god...
Reading smut while dilating... My body doesn't know the to do
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reading smut while dilating... My body doesn't know the to do
We need to recognize that Georgia didn't just flip a seat blue. A district that was specifically gerrymandered to keep it red was flipped.
A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat
A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We need to recognize that Georgia didn't just flip a seat blue. A district that was specifically gerrymandered to keep it red was flipped.
A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat
A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat
TPUSA is basically what happens when someone says "what if we treated white fragility as a virtue" and ran with it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
TPUSA is basically what happens when someone says "what if we treated white fragility as a virtue" and ran with it.
I'm wearing a XL shirt with a S sweater on top... And they both for perfectly.
I really wish sizes were standardized
I really wish sizes were standardized
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm wearing a XL shirt with a S sweater on top... And they both for perfectly.
I really wish sizes were standardized
I really wish sizes were standardized
🚨 BREAKING🚨
Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.
Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🚨 BREAKING🚨
Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.
Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.
Here's the thing...
ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology.
When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses...
It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'
ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology.
When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses...
It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Here's the thing...
ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology.
When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses...
It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'
ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology.
When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses...
It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'
I can't believe I just realized this...
God literally cannot be "holy" under monotheism. 😅
God literally cannot be "holy" under monotheism. 😅
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I can't believe I just realized this...
God literally cannot be "holy" under monotheism. 😅
God literally cannot be "holy" under monotheism. 😅
The goal is to make it through the holiday season without listening to The Little Drummer Boy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The goal is to make it through the holiday season without listening to The Little Drummer Boy.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The perfect gift for the holidays!!!
You'll love it.
Your grandma will love it.
Perfect for anyone who wants a devotional that talks about David masturbating before God!
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You'll love it.
Your grandma will love it.
Perfect for anyone who wants a devotional that talks about David masturbating before God!
shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...