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adhd game show designer, broadcast engineer. and funny jokester.
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· Jul 23
eating a banana and randomly smacking a typewriter with my 99 friends ❤️
americans think improv comedy is funny because they think the only alternative is american sitcoms
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
americans think improv comedy is funny because they think the only alternative is american sitcoms
do you mean the country or the guy from ant man
October 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
do you mean the country or the guy from ant man
yesterday I beat the new mgs delta on the hardest difficulty. super fun game! :)
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
yesterday I beat the new mgs delta on the hardest difficulty. super fun game! :)
give a guy ten bucks and they'll buy a fish. give them twenty bucks and they'll buy fishing lessons
September 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
give a guy ten bucks and they'll buy a fish. give them twenty bucks and they'll buy fishing lessons
do arrows really "fly" or are they just pushed with style
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
do arrows really "fly" or are they just pushed with style
my music opinion is that all old music sounds like someone shouting over drunk people in a bar and all new music sounds like someone trying not to wake up their mum
September 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
my music opinion is that all old music sounds like someone shouting over drunk people in a bar and all new music sounds like someone trying not to wake up their mum
guys I've been obsessed with the non standard grammatical structure "tickle me elmo" for years thinking it was a clever development of "Tickle Me" -Elmo as a title based on a quote from the subject. but I just realised...
August 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
guys I've been obsessed with the non standard grammatical structure "tickle me elmo" for years thinking it was a clever development of "Tickle Me" -Elmo as a title based on a quote from the subject. but I just realised...
ola (portal geese for hola)
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
ola (portal geese for hola)
the websites for telling you when school holiday is always just say when the term is, for "parents" or "students who actually go to school" - who gives a flip about them? normal people (me) just need a warning message for when everything is going to be loud and busy
August 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
the websites for telling you when school holiday is always just say when the term is, for "parents" or "students who actually go to school" - who gives a flip about them? normal people (me) just need a warning message for when everything is going to be loud and busy
in rimworld, sometimes unique items have special art drawn on them (it's random)
August 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
in rimworld, sometimes unique items have special art drawn on them (it's random)
call of duty "killstreaks" have got to be the dumbest system i've ever heard of.
"if you're already winning the game, you get a button that automatically kills somebody at random"
wha?
"if you're already winning the game, you get a button that automatically kills somebody at random"
wha?
August 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
call of duty "killstreaks" have got to be the dumbest system i've ever heard of.
"if you're already winning the game, you get a button that automatically kills somebody at random"
wha?
"if you're already winning the game, you get a button that automatically kills somebody at random"
wha?
if a poisonous and venomous snake bites itself does it die of either and which of first
August 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
if a poisonous and venomous snake bites itself does it die of either and which of first
"basically what we're gonna do is dance?" ... basically what we're gonna POO is PANTS !!!
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"basically what we're gonna do is dance?" ... basically what we're gonna POO is PANTS !!!
eating a banana and randomly smacking a typewriter with my 99 friends ❤️
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
eating a banana and randomly smacking a typewriter with my 99 friends ❤️
I saw this post from @seanbaby.bsky.social and wanted to know what the original answer was. So I figured I would just look up all possible "Wheel of Fortune" answers until I found it.
July 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I saw this post from @seanbaby.bsky.social and wanted to know what the original answer was. So I figured I would just look up all possible "Wheel of Fortune" answers until I found it.
why do they have horsey games and games where you customise cars and cyberpunk games but no games where you customise your horses with robolegs and flamethrowers
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
why do they have horsey games and games where you customise cars and cyberpunk games but no games where you customise your horses with robolegs and flamethrowers
what does fried air even taste like
July 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
what does fried air even taste like
there aren't men's sports and women's sports, there's sports where men are afraid to lose to a woman and... apparently no other sports
July 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
there aren't men's sports and women's sports, there's sports where men are afraid to lose to a woman and... apparently no other sports
my neighbours: "is this your baby?"
me, wanting to abandon my baby on a doorstep but too tired to walk very far: "...no..."
me, wanting to abandon my baby on a doorstep but too tired to walk very far: "...no..."
June 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my neighbours: "is this your baby?"
me, wanting to abandon my baby on a doorstep but too tired to walk very far: "...no..."
me, wanting to abandon my baby on a doorstep but too tired to walk very far: "...no..."
"Worried about Heart Failure"?
I'm currently celebrating Heart Success! "Bup bup Bup bup" etc, this freaking thing just keeps on going!
I'm currently celebrating Heart Success! "Bup bup Bup bup" etc, this freaking thing just keeps on going!
June 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Worried about Heart Failure"?
I'm currently celebrating Heart Success! "Bup bup Bup bup" etc, this freaking thing just keeps on going!
I'm currently celebrating Heart Success! "Bup bup Bup bup" etc, this freaking thing just keeps on going!
just watched the new paddington movie "wonka". didn't have any talking bears in which is a big minus but the plot is that americans are so annoying that everyone wants to kill them even while they are actively curing your cancer for you so that's a pretty funy concept.
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
just watched the new paddington movie "wonka". didn't have any talking bears in which is a big minus but the plot is that americans are so annoying that everyone wants to kill them even while they are actively curing your cancer for you so that's a pretty funy concept.
METAL GEAR DELTA HAS MULTIPLAYER!!!!!
June 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
METAL GEAR DELTA HAS MULTIPLAYER!!!!!
FF16 is one of those JRPGs that's desperate to kill off all of its main characters so that the ending can be a fight between the main character and some dude who shows up out of nowhere called "Devil Jabba" who is usually an evil dragon or something.
June 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
FF16 is one of those JRPGs that's desperate to kill off all of its main characters so that the ending can be a fight between the main character and some dude who shows up out of nowhere called "Devil Jabba" who is usually an evil dragon or something.
i forgot it was pride month... I don't have ANYTHING gay planned
June 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
i forgot it was pride month... I don't have ANYTHING gay planned
FF16 is often too slow but EVENTUALLY... SOMETIMES the story finally gets really freaking good. The combat is similar: half the abilities are "good" but not that fun, but sometimes you suddenly figure out a combo that actually looks cool and clever.
May 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
FF16 is often too slow but EVENTUALLY... SOMETIMES the story finally gets really freaking good. The combat is similar: half the abilities are "good" but not that fun, but sometimes you suddenly figure out a combo that actually looks cool and clever.