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Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 10m

Everyone is always singing about the boys being back in town but no one is ever asking how the boys are doing now that they’re back in town

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 10m

It says a lot about society that theres over 10000 songs about begging for salvation but only one song about turning your swag on

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 12m

Hey bro do you want to come over and talk about the geopolitical strategies of the major world powers in a confident manner even though both us have no idea what the fuck we’re talking about

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 23m

Going on Linkedin and telling people Hustle Mindset is now illegal

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 26m

AI will never surpass human art because it doesnt get horny

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 28m

the shades go on when the moment starts feeling a little too vulnerable

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 29m

asking a 90 year old man if hes ever heard of Yeat

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 29m

my girlfriend and I have so many inside jokes and dont worry we will be so annoying about them

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 30m

I need you to tell me how long that TikTok is before I watch it

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 31m

thanks for the accidental FaceTime it only gave me a minor panic attack

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 31m

but bro the scientific materialist reductionist paradigm says that isn’t possible

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 32m

Your family was the one that owned the big arena downtown right? Are they still up to nefarious endeavors

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 33m

its not the time nor the place for your borat impression bro

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 33m

Preaching to the choir but they keep singing over me

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 34m

remember in the Sopranos when that one guy did that one thing

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 34m

crying when a gen alpha kid calls me a boomer

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 35m

being so ahead of the game you forget theres even a game

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 40m

If I was ever asked to reap what I sow I would first ask what the fuck a reap is and get that out of the way first

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 42m

Oh hey! Thats right! I remember now! We went to elementary school together right? Your family was the one that insisted Obama was actually born in Kenya? I desperately tried to erase you and your entire lineage from my memory but here you are blocking the microwave rice at Trader Joes

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 45m

It’s always interesting how abortion is a topic that magically turns conservative christians into existential philosophers

“The nature of life is such that…”

Dude you were wearing khakis in a gymnasium 20 minutes ago when did you turn into Aristotle

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 46m

Hey did you know MDMA actually stands for… bro what were we talking about again I lost my train of thought

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 47m

It’s so annoying when they renovate an airport you haven’t been to in a long time and make it so much worse

This used to have some charm and personality

Now it feels like an Cheesecake Factory had a mental breakdown

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 47m

Christians naming their kid “Christian” is so funny. What if every religion did that? Here meet my kid Buddhist, and his friend Muslim

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 48m

As a futurist I will allow you to talk about nostalgia for 5 minutes but then I need you to wrap it up

Trace Bell @tracebelll.bsky.social · 48m

If you’re trying to argue that some things are God and other things aren’t you’ve missed the point entirely