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Linux/windows user/admin.
IT crowd.
#JdR.
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cyanide-happiness.bsky.social
*boop*
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes. Says Skeletor hoping everything changes like now please and thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A fairly buff white guy with messy blonde hair and prominent eyelashes gestures forward with his hand and says "We men are perverts. That's why we objectify women." This is the Sanrio Guy from some of my previous comics. Panel 2: He puts his hand down and closes his eyes, continuing to say "women are too pure to ever objectify men." Panel 3: Closeup of a smaller, brown hand gently clasping a few fingers of his, as if to beckon him somewhere. Panel 4: We are now looking through Sanrio Guy's eyes as brown girl in a white t-shirt with a rectangular night sky treeline image, and black pants, is leading him towards a door labeled "GACHA GAMES" by the sign above. This is the Junji Ito girl from some of my previous comics. Within the door is complete and utter darkness.
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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xkcd.com
Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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mizmus.bsky.social
先週から何も描けなかったのでそろそろなにか描いておこうかと……。
>グリザイユ画法
#プロジェクトA子
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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tadashidaiba.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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cyanide-happiness.bsky.social
You got it, buddy
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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thornbulle.bsky.social
Dixième aquarelle ! Plus que quatorze !
Un schtroumpf qui fait "coucou", perché sur la tête d'un mouton.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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madeleinefjall.bsky.social
A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV

I took some shrimperties 🦐
a quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV but he's on a red shrimp instead of a white horse
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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brunobellamy.bsky.social
Comme vous vous en doutez, cette année encore, je boycotte le festival d'Angoulême ! Bon, je n'y suis pas invité de toute façon, mais comme on dit, c'est l'intention qui compte… ;) #FIBD #boycott
Dessin rigolo quoi qu'à peine caricatural : B.B. à une table de dédicace, des gens font la queue (dont une charmante bellaminette). Dialogue entamé par le premier lecteur dans la file : - mais tous ces dessins, vous les avez pas fait à la main ? c'est réalisé automatiquement, non ? - ah non, je vous assure, tout ça est fait en "traditionnel", monsieur… - ah bon ? c'est le scénario qui est fait par ordinateur, alors ? - heu… c'est à quel nom, la dédicace ?
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
Friday
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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thornbulle.bsky.social
Onzième aquarelle... Bientôt la moitié.
Un dragon qui tient sa queue entre ses pattes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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xkcd.com
Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/
4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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gokaido.bsky.social
🇯🇵 Les apprenants en japonais ont tendance à utiliser sans cesse « あまりありません » (amari arimasen) pour dire qu’il n’y a « presque pas » quelque chose, mais ce n’est pas la seule option !

Pensez à l’adjectif 少ない (sukunai), « peu nombreux » : plus court et souvent plus naturel ! ⬇️
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
When nothing is sure, everything is possible. Says Skeletor looking around and thinking damn there’s a lot of possible these days.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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thornbulle.bsky.social
Moi j'y peux rien, ça me fait encore rire.
Une femme est en train de changer un nourrisson, et regardant sur la table à langer, demande à son mari, dans la même pièce : Dis, tu sais où est le suppositoire ?" Le mari réfrène un rire nerveux. Seconde case : la femme, blasée : "... non, mais sérieusement." Le mari rit à gorge déployée.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Shen is standing in complete darkness, facing you, with a completely neutral expression and mostly neutral stance. With his right hand, he holds up a Shen plush, which has a yellow t-shirt, blue pants, and big bulging eyes. It looks a little raw, to be honest, but at the same time emanates a captivating aura.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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thornbulle.bsky.social
Encore 2 aquarelles !
Le loup en train de cuire des chamallows sur un feu de camp, avec le joli coco. Le loup en train de hurler à la lune.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
Bottomless brunch
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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nimasprout.bsky.social
We're snail posting, post your snails!

Here's my garden snail I painted (that ate all our strawberries )
Snail surrounded by clover and grass (with dew drops). Painted with Acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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gokaido.bsky.social
🇯🇵 Mot méconnu des apprenants de japonais mais très utile : マイペース (maipeesu), pour dire que l’on fait quelque chose à son rythme, à sa manière, sans se laisser influencer par son entourage.

Quelques exemples ⬇️
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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xkcd.com
What if ALL the sun's power was focused in one place?

What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!

youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU
What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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kriswilson.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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toporevue.bsky.social
La planète allait un peu trop bien, ça vaut le coup de faire surchauffer les serveurs.

La planche de la semaine par @unpied.bsky.social.
"Il est cool, ton t-shirt !" "Oui, je l'ai fait avec ChatGPT en m'inspirant des graphismes de "So Me", du label Ed Banger !" "Ok, donc t'as rien fait du tout à part piller le travail d'un vrai artiste." "Mais rien à voir !" "C'est une nouvelle forme de créativité qui requiert une idée d'ensemble ! Rien à voir avec le plagiat ou le vol des artistes." "Ah ouais ? Montre ?..." "Hum, euh... ChatGPT, fais un dessin à la manière de "So Me"." "Je suis époustoufflé devant tant de créativité..." "Non mais c'est trop complexe, tu peux pas comprendre..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outfit. Says Skeletor looking cool as hell.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM