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Why is it snowing? What the fuck?!
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Just saw a Gemini ad where a person took a picture of a bunch of sunglasses at a store and said "Gemini, I have a heart shaped face. Which of these would look best on me?"

You are at the store... put them on your heart shaped face, dummy.
Casino Royale, by contrast, is the best Bond movie. Note perfect.
Awesome villain making up for a so-so story. A classic bond formula!
Strike me more as a "Bath Jared"
Minority with con/bloc king makers sucks ass tbh. NDP need to figure their shit out.
Worth a try. Blais in for McMann would be the one real head scratcher though.
Maple Leafs lines at morning skate:

Knies-Matthews-Robertson
Cowan-Tavares-Nylander
Joshua-Roy-Maccelli
Blais-Domi-Järnkrok
Laughton, McMann

Rielly-Carlo
Benoit-McCabe
Ekman-Larsson-Myers
$12M for not a goal scorer. Tough.
I kid, of course. Not a fair comparison. Robertson plays a lot less so he has a much better goals/60!
The interesting thing about Nick Robertson's so-so start to the season is that he has the same amount of goals as Mitch Marner.
That's it, right. He's confident he's an NHL player but not at the money he's owed. I'm sure the Leafs would happily mutually terminate that deal if he wanted to. If you want to make your inflated salary, you shouldn't be particularly cheesed about being stuck in the AHL. That's why you're there.
I also want to pay in the NHL tbh
David Kampf is reportedly away from the Marlies as he contemplates his future in Toronto

Read More Here 📰 | theleafsnation.com/news/report-...
Guess I have to start paying attention to the Leafs again... I assume they've been dominating the league thus far this season?
Well I guess I was due for some new demons...
God damn. That could have been it.
Leaf fans: *look on, horrified*
JP: *doubled over, chestnuts completely roasted* "Lol. Leafs fans are so easy to troll. Lol"