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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 12h

Why is it snowing? What the fuck?!

Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 1d

Completely forgot I wrote this article proposing a Pandemic playoff format. Genuinely think this would have kicked ass.
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The Best/Most Chaotic NHL Draft and Playoff Format

<p>Since the abrupt pause of the NHL season, the two hockey related topics that have been widely discussed amongst fans and analysts: “How will this affect the playoffs?” and “How will this affect the...

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 2d

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw a Gemini ad where a person took a picture of a bunch of sunglasses at a store and said "Gemini, I have a heart shaped face. Which of these would look best on me?"

You are at the store... put them on your heart shaped face, dummy.

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 3d

Casino Royale, by contrast, is the best Bond movie. Note perfect.

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 3d

Awesome villain making up for a so-so story. A classic bond formula!

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 3d

Strike me more as a "Bath Jared"

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 4d

Minority with con/bloc king makers sucks ass tbh. NDP need to figure their shit out.

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 6d

Team of Destiny

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 6d

Worth a try. Blais in for McMann would be the one real head scratcher though.

Joshua Kloke @joshuakloke.bsky.social · 6d

Maple Leafs lines at morning skate:

Knies-Matthews-Robertson
Cowan-Tavares-Nylander
Joshua-Roy-Maccelli
Blais-Domi-Järnkrok
Laughton, McMann

Rielly-Carlo
Benoit-McCabe
Ekman-Larsson-Myers

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 6d

Doesn't play goal actually

Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 7d

$12M for not a goal scorer. Tough.

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 7d

I kid, of course. Not a fair comparison. Robertson plays a lot less so he has a much better goals/60!

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 7d

The interesting thing about Nick Robertson's so-so start to the season is that he has the same amount of goals as Mitch Marner.

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Totally Offside @totallyoffside.bsky.social · 7d

That's it, right. He's confident he's an NHL player but not at the money he's owed. I'm sure the Leafs would happily mutually terminate that deal if he wanted to. If you want to make your inflated salary, you shouldn't be particularly cheesed about being stuck in the AHL. That's why you're there.