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@totaldumbass.bsky.social

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trying to cope with the sheer insanity of current events (and barely getting it together) 🇦🇷 / 20 / they/he 🩷🤍💜🖤💙 / ❤️💜💙

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firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · Aug 6

thread of movies i've watched that are range from "it's so cheesy and stupid, i love it!" to "wow, this is absolute dogshit!", in no particular order

will update when i watch another one or remember that time i've watched that one movie

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KNUX (comms closed!) @pajarona.bsky.social · 1d

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firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT A MATCH OH MY GOD #aew #aewcollision 🤼

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 1d

the next time someone asks me who's my type, i'll just show them a picture of mxm tv #aew #aewcollision 🤼

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 1d

(cow) tool(s)

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firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 1d

holy shit women's blood and guts is STACKED #aew #aewcollision 🤼

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 1d

i have a slight suspicion that olympia may be good at this wrestling thing. #aew #aewcollision 🤼

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 1d

okada vs bowens for the unified championship. book it tony #aew #aewcollision 🤼

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2d

[Enter Ghost.]

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firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 4d

10 outta 10, no notes. #aew #aewdynamite 🤼

AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 4d

HANGMAN IS THE PHANTOM OF TECHWOOD... WE MEAN SCHIAVONE!

WHAT A WAY TO CLOSE OUT #AEWDYNAMITE FRIGHT NIGHT ON TBS AND HBO MAX

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 4d

my gender is tony schiavone's phantom of the opera costume. #aew #aewdynamite

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 5d

the way he says barça hurt me physically

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 8d

jewish hispanic drag king called guillermo del torah

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9d

I'll give up Windows 7 crossed out 10 when you pry it from my cold dead fingers

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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 15d

HEY YOU

You’re valid

You're amazing

You're wonderful

Don't let others try to fool you

Never forget that ❤️

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firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · 15d

so true

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17d

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firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · Sep 20

holy shit this album goes so hard

cropped screenshot from spotify, showing the cover art for periphery's self-titled album

firstname "tony schiavone as the phantom of the opera" lastname @totaldumbass.bsky.social · Sep 19

i don't know what you mean, yet at the same time i completely understand and agree

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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · Aug 28

"We're getting yet another Gen 1 Mega Evolution form. We're so toast!"

Mega Hawlucha coming in with the clutch to end Gen 1's unstoppable Mega Evolution streak: