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@torgodog.bsky.social
· 5d
#WhenWitchesTakeMidnightFlights
they're trying to avoid drone traffic.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 5d
#WhenWitchesTakeMidnightFlights
sometimes they share a ride on another witch's broom. These brooms Lyft into the night sky.
torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 7d
#NecronomiconRecipes
Rata-cthul-ee
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 7d
Fettuccini Afraid-o
#NecronomiconRecipes
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 10d
#HasACreepyHoldOnMe
was a complaint shared by several brave Muppets who are stepping forward now to discuss alleged instances of mishandling.
a group of stuffed animals are on a stage including beaker
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 10d
My ex
#HasACreepyHoldOnMe
(along with an endless supply of pins)
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 10d
The way my vampire boss stares when he says he needs me to work overtime
#HasACreepyHoldOnMe
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 17d
#MeanwhileOnElmStreet
, some dreamy guy showed up accusing another certain someone of trespassing.
a man in a black coat is standing in a dark room
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 17d
#MeanwhileOnElmStreet
Bakery, sales of the Freddy Cruller have been a nightmare.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 17d
Due to inflation, most people are spending less on coffee.
#MeanwhileOnElmStreet
, the Starbucks on the corner is busy 24/7!
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 17d
Y'know, this is based on a true story.
#HeardWatchingAHorrorMovie
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 24d
#ILlkeMyBrainsWith
a brain equal to my own. A true cell mate.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 24d
#ILlkeMyBrainsWith
deadpan expressions.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 24d
#ILlkeMyBrainsWith
a Pinky on the side.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 24d
#ILlkeMyBrainsWith
a dose of Bluesky.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 26d
#ConversationsWithTheHaunted
should not include any profanity. They're already cursed enough.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 26d
#ConversationsWithTheHaunted
otherwise known as Dead TED talks.
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 26d
My
#ConversationsWithTheHaunted
usually lead to a dead end.
torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 29d
#LIScouldAlsoStandFor
Love
Induced
Swooning
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 29d
#LIScouldAlsoStandFor
Lasagna
Is
Scrumptious
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 29d
#LIScouldAlsoStandFor
Limit
ICE
Searches
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· 29d
#LIScouldAlsoStandFor
Linus
Inspires
Snoopy
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torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· Oct 5
And somewhere plants are busy, somewhere workers toil about,
But there is no work at Mudville Inc.--the employees have walked out.
#StrikeASongOrPoem
torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· Oct 5
Are You Gonna Mo My Wage
#StrikeASongOrPoem
torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
· Oct 4
Seems like now
#IsAGoodTimeToRun
for motherf**kin' President of the US of A!!
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