Tor Ekeland
@torekeland.bsky.social
Trial, Transactional, and Appellate Lawyer.
Computer Law, Constitutional Law, Criminal Law, Crypto Law
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Computer Law, Constitutional Law, Criminal Law, Crypto Law
torekeland.com
CFAA: http://tinyurl.com/2bvrnasy
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Tor Ekeland
@torekeland.bsky.social
· Nov 19
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
Also, with Hellfire missiles running at $150k a piece, plus operational costs, it would’ve been cheaper just to arrest the alleged drug smugglers.
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Also, with Hellfire missiles running at $150k a piece, plus operational costs, it would’ve been cheaper just to arrest the alleged drug smugglers.
Ok so you say the boat was carrying drugs. Where are they?
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ok so you say the boat was carrying drugs. Where are they?
It’s not even a good farce.
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s not even a good farce.
I always turn to FIFA for in depth insight into geo politics.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I always turn to FIFA for in depth insight into geo politics.
I just don’t get how you blow up a boat and then say you had to kill the survivors because they were going to continue their journey.
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I just don’t get how you blow up a boat and then say you had to kill the survivors because they were going to continue their journey.
An honorable warrior does not kill the defenseless.
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
An honorable warrior does not kill the defenseless.
You blew apart a boat and then killed the survivors because you thought they were going to keep going? That’s your testimony?
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You blew apart a boat and then killed the survivors because you thought they were going to keep going? That’s your testimony?
They want oil so bad they’re willing to blow up their suppliers.
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They want oil so bad they’re willing to blow up their suppliers.
This is what happens when you use war metaphors.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is what happens when you use war metaphors.
AI has the aesthetic sense of a cow.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
AI has the aesthetic sense of a cow.
Thing about the drug war is that it’s never effected supply. Not now, not back in its primordial Nixon days, never.
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Thing about the drug war is that it’s never effected supply. Not now, not back in its primordial Nixon days, never.
The oath is to the Constitution and to no man. Remember that when your finger is on the trigger and you are about to just follow orders.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The oath is to the Constitution and to no man. Remember that when your finger is on the trigger and you are about to just follow orders.
The more I try to use AI to write the more I turn to pen and paper.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The more I try to use AI to write the more I turn to pen and paper.
The Brooklyn Bridge from the Gehry building downtown.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Brooklyn Bridge from the Gehry building downtown.
I want to sue the AI companies for exponentially increasing the volume of bad writing in the world.
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I want to sue the AI companies for exponentially increasing the volume of bad writing in the world.
A Versailles aesthetic via 1950 Queens.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A Versailles aesthetic via 1950 Queens.
He’s a great example of how money won’t cure your insecurities.
October 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
He’s a great example of how money won’t cure your insecurities.
Venezuela is Spanish for Vietnam.
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Venezuela is Spanish for Vietnam.
Secretary of Defense would be a perfect job for a serial killer.
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Secretary of Defense would be a perfect job for a serial killer.
At the airport bookstore.
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At the airport bookstore.
At the airport confused by the number of attendants necessary to make the self service checkouts work at the newsstand. If only there was some way to have, like, a centralized cashier that people could line up for.
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
At the airport confused by the number of attendants necessary to make the self service checkouts work at the newsstand. If only there was some way to have, like, a centralized cashier that people could line up for.
Judging by the aesthetic we have a French king.
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Judging by the aesthetic we have a French king.
Everyone’s a terrorist to Panopticon.
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everyone’s a terrorist to Panopticon.
Surprised he’s not using slave labor for the remodel, like they did with the original.
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Surprised he’s not using slave labor for the remodel, like they did with the original.