Chris
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Game 7 extras!? League night starts at 6:30 and I'm going to be a goddamned mess the whole night if that's the case, but I guess I'll sacrifice some pins on my average for a Mariners World Series berth
Not ready for a game 7! Especially not while I'm at work and then bowling league after. Gonna be a hell of a day, one way or the other 🫨😵‍💫😵
Offense needs to find a way to get at least one back here. Then pull Gilbert for somebody that doesn't only know how to get outs via K and start turning the tide here
Gilbert just cannot pitch against contact-heavy teams.
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Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community
I told him that I was feeling weirdly confident, because the Blue Jays had so many opportunities to bury the M's and kept letting them off the hook. Never a good recipe in a one run game (seen the M's do the opposite plenty of times). I didn't expect what happened, but my confidence was rewarded.
I was watching the game in the shop yesterday while at work and finally made it back into the office as the top of the 8th was starting. As we were entering the bottom half my dad said "I'm not feeling so good about this..."
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Getting the L and the #DIV/0! ERA, brutal
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The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905
CALBERT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Canzone 100% responsible for that run. Could have gotten Kirk at 2nd maybe but that throw home is INEXCUSABLE
Good to see Dom smoke one like that. I think he did the same last night as well, so just need him to stop hitting them at guys and we'll be in business
Great fucking job there, Rivas! What a catch!
Ready for a lot of middle-middle pitches called for a ball shortly after a team has used their challenges
Lots of non-competitive at bats from the M's tonight. Hopefully they can get going against the bullpen
Keep it tied here and regroup
Man that Geno, Dom, Robles stretch in the lineup is brutal right now. At least JP is able to string together a decent at bat more often than not
Got supremely lucky that my FOX feed and the MLB audio lined up perfectly right out of the gate, so I've got Rick Rizzs & crew keeping me company
Let's get mid-season* Vargas for the rest of the playoffs

*Or whenever he was at his best for that decent stretch
lmao MLB in shambles with no more Yankees and the Mariners stifling the Blue Jays.

"uhhhhh here's how to cut a turkey, which we'll show instead of the baseball game"
Great to see that after a 5 strike walk
Alright, time for Walter to take over for the Mariners
HUUUUUUUUGE WIN, BOYS!

Steal tomorrow's game and then you just need 2 of 3 at home. Do it!
That stretch where the announcers were silent was wonderful. Then they come back and apologize like anybody missed them...
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