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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 1h

There’s nothing worse than that bald cockney fraud of a journo telling Newcastle fans how they should feel and think about our team

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 2h

Actually I don’t think it has been night and day, which is probably most worrying. Of course the home form has been better but if you were to split the prem table into home and away points we would be 12th and 13th respectively

Basically we’ve been a below average team in the prem all season so far

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 14h

If my maths is right that’s 21 PL games for Gordon without a goal. This guy genuinely thinks he’s elite.

More red cards than goals

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 14h

When you have struggled for 2 years against the good teams away and now you are struggling to get anything from the shite teams that is a recipe for disaster

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 17h

Those next 3 prem games…😅

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 17h

Brentford were mid table with us? West Ham were 19th and statistically the worst defence in the league

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 17h

Premier League away wins in 2025: relegated Southampton & Leicester, West Ham, Spurs (way back in January). 16 points from a possible 42.

(Mark douglas)

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

I’m not Howe out but the same mistakes happen time and again under him. And the away form has been poor for 18 months which is a trend now

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

This is 18 months of away form and not great overall form going back to end of last season.

Cup performances are good but the league is your bread and butter and we have not been good in the league for quite a while

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

Selection and subs, that’s on the manager

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

That’s fine, but this is not a one off performance, especially away from home.

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t give a fuck if we beat another shite European team midweek. The prem is the toughest league in the world and the table tells you how good you are. We are currently 13th, below average.

The Manager is not getting the best out of these players for the amount invested.

Big fucking questions

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

JUST FUCKING SHOOT

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

Currently 0.68xg against the worst defence in the league

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

It’s the same mistakes from 2 years ago. Not acceptable

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

What the actual fuck is this formation

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

Just fucking shoot Ramsey man!!

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 18h

Only goal threat taken off for 0013 Elanga….

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve seen this so many times under Howe. He makes attacking subs and the other team looks more likely to score

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

How the fuck have Burn and Joelinton got to 70mins

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

How many times does he make attacking subs and we look worse?

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

Joelinton 0/10

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

Eddie Howe might be the worst in game manager in the prem

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toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

We are so bad at getting shots off, outside of Murphy

toonarmy.bsky.social @toonarmy.bsky.social · 19h

You know what thinking about it, chasing the game it didn’t make a lot of sense and somehow Burn and Joelinton are still on the pitch

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