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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1m

Maybe he could trim those sideburns with one of those chainsaws he likes swinging around to threaten folks.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1h

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1h

I think this is another job for the National Guard.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1h

This is what the emergency looks like:

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1h

Awesome. Dump that giant white elephant on someone else, L.A. freeways are moving snails pace as it is. Also: Mango Mussolini is such a nano dick loser.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1h

Good work Sam. The hardest thing about writing is finding the balance between cash and creativity. Keep going!

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1d

Mulholland Drive turned into a river this morning

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1d

If Aristotle hadn’t been such a reactionary feminist, things could have been quite different. Also, Coleridge had so much opium inside him it is a miracle he could discern anything.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 1d

Inundated beyond the point of nausea must be the next stage then.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t buy booze or meat and my grocery bill has increased by more than 30% over recent months.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 4d

Himmel!

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 4d

Dirty Donny’s impotent ass toots are doing nothing to make America great again.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 4d

Awful if real

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 5d

Missing chapter of Kerouac’s On the Road discovered during the disposal of items owned by Paul Castellano, who ran the Gambino crime family in New York from 1976 until he was murdered in a hail of gunfire on 16 December 1985.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 5d

I wont be clicking on to CBS again until her fetid presence has wafted away.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 5d

This is so awesome. Those inflatable characters really cast a searing light of truth against all those government lies.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 5d

Let’s hope the 2 or 3 remaining readers of the LA Times have that kind of money.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 5d

One of the cartoons in my new book 'Physics for Cats' which is out now in the UK, USA, Canada, France and Germany. Order from your local bookshops or online: www.tomgauld.com/

Two beetles on a stick.
One beetle says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform"
Zoom out to reveal that they are in a glass case with two scientists studying them.
One scientist says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform"
Zoom out into space. Abouard a spaceship, two aliens watch the scientists on a screen.
One alien says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform"
The aliens turn to look out at the reader.

Text below the cartoon reads:
From 'Physics for Cats' by Tom Gauld. Preorder it at www.tomgauld.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 6d

Sounds wonderful.

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 8d

My eyes are bleeding just thinking about it.

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Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 8d

Hallelujah for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 10d

Tony Bulmer @toneblue.bsky.social · 11d

Jack Dorsey who created Twitter founded Bluesky, surely this counts as experience? [Even though Jack is no longer affiliated]