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Kenny P

@todaysken.bsky.social

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Kenny P's have a toxic bite, a trait rare among mammals and unique among the primates. They move slowly and deliberately, making little or no noise, and when threatened, they stop moving and remain motionless.

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 12h

If only he could have advised JFK about his amazing head-turning technique.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 12h

If they're innocent bystanders, what are we? I'm pretty confident Canadians didn't vote for the trade war...maybe a few dual citizens from Alberta.

Most of us snuck across the border and illegally voted Kamala...some of us twice.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 12h

I don't know how she can be this angry and can rant this coherently for so long.

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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 13h

As a historian, I can certify that we are in the bad times. But bad times eventually end.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive

And do it often.

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 12h

All the crazy stuff Alex Jones has been warning about. What a twist.

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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 22h

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SanMarcos 🍒🚤⚓ Meme thief @sanmarcos.bsky.social · 15h

⚡️Russia urgently needs a pause to restore its military capabilities, as the occupiers did not plan for such a prolonged conflict — Budanov

Budanov said Ukraine and its partners could reclaim all occupied territories if not for the RU’s support from its allies, primarily North Korea.

ZSU Insider Tg

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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 15h

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

I suppose if you strap drugs to whatever you're using to blow them up, you'll always have "proof" of drugs in the wreckage.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

No, but it doesn't surprise me. I'm from the country he calls the "51st State", I don't think he realizes it's larger than all the States combined.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

It's always been a joke, might as well let The Onion make it a funny one.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

Well, I'm calling the USA "England" from now on.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

🇦🇺 Thank you Australia 🇨🇦

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

First some tiny cracks show, then it all comes crashing down.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

Could Budanov have a Sea Baby come visit?

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

What'd the girafe do?

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h

PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

Not sure I want to trade one authoritarian for another, but we could open the floodgates to cheap Chinese EV's 🤷.

Maybe in exchange they could build a plant or two here.

It'd make the canola farmers happy.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15h

You think he got Spain and Brazil confused?

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I can't imagine being able to travel the globe, visit the countries I've only read about, meet international leaders, and not give a 💩 about any of it "Spain, Brazil, what's the difference."

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry, too late. May ya'll reap what you voted for.

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 18h

Ahh, the old "blast and urge" diplomatic strategy...let me know how it turns out MAGA 😏👍

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Adelle Loiselle @adelleloiselle.bsky.social · 2d

No matter how much you cry about it, we will never ever be your girlfriend.

The boycott is doing its job, beautifully. Look who is complaining.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/b...

Canada’s boycott America movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business

Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.

www.cnn.com

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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 18h

Wait...they screamed at him? 😮

These radical woke-leftists have gone too far.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 18h

I believe the reason this is so important to Pierre is so he can argue "Leftism" is the root of all evil and those on the "Right" are the "good guys."

Now, imagine that train of thought pushed to the furthest extremes and...It looks a lot like Nazism, come to think of it.

Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 19h

I avoid putting ideologies on a "left/right" spectrum because I believe it's unnecessarily polarising and destructive.

I find it troubling that Pierre seems to be stuck on arguing "Nazis = Left" for so long.

Any ideology pushed to extremes will have tragic consequences for innocent folks.

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