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Toby Wood
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Proud Peterborian ⚽️🏏🍺💿🎶😃 #pufc inaugural Peterborough poet laureate - Beware … most of X Twitter is bolleaux so that’s why I’m here!
Delighted to have a brief letter in today’s The Guardian about photographer Martin Parr, I hope it speaks for itself. Also remembering my photo/letter double from February 2020 @theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
They come over here … they save our children … THANK YOU! #BBCNews

Pioneering new treatment reverses incurable blood cancer in some patients www.bbc.com/news/article...
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I note that England’s cricketers are having a few days off, presumably to recover from their second defeat. no doubt they’ll be enjoying BuzzBallz but the sensible ones will be drinking non-alcoholic Mother Root: ‘Fiery and Fresh’ - the Feel Good aperitif

#bbccricket #Ashes2025
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yaxley-Lennon now claiming Christ as his own … putting ‘Christ back into Christmas’ (as if he had ever left it!!!).

No doubt Revd. Robinson with join Bishop Barton and Fr. Farage for a Christmas singalong - favourites ‘While Shepherds Washed Their Socks’

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
C of E to challenge Tommy Robinson’s ‘put Christ back into Christmas’ message
Church leaders respond to far-right appropriation of Christian symbols with ‘Outsiders welcome’ message
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Liverpool’s Mo Salah has 19 months remaining on his £400,000 a week contract. So, if he stays at Liverpool, he will earn at least a further £31 million. If that were me Arne Slot could leave me out any time he wanted …
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Teddy Curd. Regan Booty. Matt Rush #MagicOfTheCup #BORNPT
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just sitting here listening to the end of The World This Weekend whilst looking at my books on photography when Jonny Dymond announces the death of Martin Parr, my favourite ever photographer. Really sad. It’s just started to rain in Peterborough.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
England hammered again and 2-0 down in a Test series (supposedly up to 5 days). Of course this may all be part of the McCullum/Stokes plan - lull the Aussies into a false sense of security, then storm back be hailed as heroes. Bazball or Bazbolleaux? Time will tell #bbccricket
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
“We Need Our Own Version Of MAGA”. Presumably she means MUKGA. Clearly deluded. Clearly desperate. Clearly bonkers. Clearly needs help.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A pleasant surprise …. very subtle, not as sweet as anticipated @thornbridge.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
On the way to the FA Cup match this afternoon – Customs House and cathedral, taken from the Town Bridge #Peterborough #pufc
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Full pint can …. Northern Monk
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Football is about wet Saturdays, supporting grandson from the touchline, 0-0 draws, irrational hope and the glory of winning the Vertu Trophy. It is not about Trump, glittery dresses, saccharine speeches and lies about peace. And the award for bolleaux goes to FIFA

#WorldCup2026
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me and my shadow …
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
… and Smith is out #BBCCricket #Ashes2025
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 AM
… waking up to ‘Bazbollocks’ from Jim Maxwell - “a technical term” #BBCCricket #Ashes2025
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Three bearded contestants reaching the next round of Celebrity Masterbeard … no doubt the winners will pop into an old WH Smith to buy cut-price ‘Beard Dazzled: Biodergradable (sic) Rainbow Beard Glitter’ … surely the BLF (Beard Liberation Front) will approve @keithbeard.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well played @root66 - the only ‘proper’ Test match batsman we’ve got … and it shows #bbccricket #TMS
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I’m going to try and wake up early tomorrow morning, hopefully to catch the start of England second innings #Ashes2025 #engvaus
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
One hour different … Fletton Quays this afternoon #Peterborough
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Stark trees on Peterborough embankment this afternoon …
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Moon over St John’s church Peterborough early this evening …
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Walking through town from Fletton Quays to the city centre – large moon up early #Peterborough
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bright blue December skies showing off our fantastic cathedral …. a day when a few people seem to have got a head for heights @pborocathedral
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interesting that Farage trying to woo Tories. Shows that Reform has peaked. What will be fascinating in Peterborough is which Tories will blink first and defect to Reform. My view is that the Tories have deep roots and will survive. NF is merely a chancer
#tomorrowspaperstoday
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM