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Toasted Sandwich

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 7d

should probably promote my things here more, ive been writing a series called Ninjago: Decayed that currently has 4 chapters

read here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 3h

the wifi range on the switch 2 is absolute horse ass bro, my router is in my parents' room and I have to stand outside their door for it to even recognize that im connected to the internet, if i want to use it anywhere else I just have to use my hotspot

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 10h

when Elon Musk eventually puts microchips into all of our brains we need an irl version of Spotify wrapped

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 1d

got it just in time to load up the biggest racing game in the world and be graced with full lobbies

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 2d

Trump has briefly taken possession of me to inform you that America's true patriots will recieve ninjago sets for eternity and one lucky winner will get a set of their choosing from the winter 2031 wave

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 3d

I have never played a yakuza game

so yes

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 3d

Chapter 5

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Ninjago: Decayed

By Toasted Sandwich Chapter 1: The Blood Moon Ras: You are too late! The ritual is nearly complete! Lloyd: Your Shatterspin warrior's met his match, and the Blood Moon's almost passed! Even your s...

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 7d

should probably promote my things here more, ive been writing a series called Ninjago: Decayed that currently has 4 chapters

read here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 9d

whoever creates the names for phobias needs death by firing squad why are all of these so damn complicated

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 10d

it cant be that serious, you'd already be expecting a return so a confirmation is just "cool, now I know"

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 10d

well if you watched the show you would know his return was already alluded to in the finale of last season, him returning is a no brainer to people who know the context

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 12d

rox might just be a big Fritz donnegan fan since fear clearly isnt a word where she comes from

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 14d

but you said you went to work

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

the type of species isnt exactly relevant to something that applies to any species regardless of what they are

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

only a few years isnt long enough for species wide change, take humans for example

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

I know what you mean by that but if kai went through the realm of monsters they wouldve mentioned it, it was clearly an afterthought when legends was being discussed

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

you can signify change without baby proofing a pre established realm, the change in question doesnt even make sense because how would the merge make the craglings collectively decide to just stop killing people, also garmadon encountered them several times prior to wu getting there

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

it was established when the realm of madness first appeared that it was a realm of pure dark magic, completely removing that aspect along with turning the craglings from man eating monsters to chill guys who just protect their mud makes no sense

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Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

thats not what im talking about, kai told lloyd that after the merge he woke up on an island that didnt exist before, then went through several kingdoms to get home, at no point do any of these locations imply a monster infested realm

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

saying its laughable without saying why kinda nullifies the entire statement

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

it focuses on a kai story that doesnt fit anywhere in his post-merge journey that was already mentioned, and the realm they introduced is a cheap ripoff of the realm of madness before they changed it into something completely different in drs1

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

yea no shit but his reply has no correlation to what I said

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

what is this supposed to be in response to

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

Animation is only half of the job, the story is still shit

Toasted Sandwich @toastedsandwich.bsky.social · 15d

it absolutely without a doubt is