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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · Oct 17

Hey there, I'm Ket!

✧ You can find ALL of my work under my feed: The Stovetop

My Writing: #KetFics
My Art: #KetScribbles
My OC shit: #Ketspace

I am generally low discourse but sometimes you just have to smack a bitch.

✧ Carrd: tkettie.carrd.co

✧ Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/tkettI...

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 31m

The house is made of glass.

If you want to project your kinks, that's cool, but come up to the mic and admit it.

I want to tell stories. I'll adjust them as needed but the sex position isn't the cornerstone of those changes.

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

Ratio.
Alhaitham isn't much of a public speaker and isn't really that sharp tongued- just short worded.

Ratio is online, teaches college, know dank memes, and interacts with the younger gen all the time.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

"The dynamic influences how the story is told" is a LAUGHABLE excuse if you read 30k worth of text and didn't have an issue until the sex scene.

Also: It shouldn't.
The characters won't feel that way if they're being written well. Dynamic has nothing to do with it- "OOC"ness does.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

Maybe next time you see an untagged dynamic fic that's long and sounds interesting, consider the following:

- Am I interested in the story or just the dynamic?
- Do I care how it ends or just how they fuck?
- Do I actually want to read the story or just the porn?

Adjust your search accordingly.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

Fanfic is the one of the most underrated and ridiculed form of storytelling.

Maybe treat it a bit more seriously and act like you care about the YA Novel length stories you're being provided out of someone's love for your favorite characters... for FREE.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

If a writer does a 50k+ fic and doesn't want to tag their dynamics, maybe consider that's not the plot. Maybe it's supposed to be a surprise. Characters grow. They developed. They learned.

Maybe, just maybe, the author wanted to tell a story and that's just a small part of it.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

This is the other side of the "only write sex if it progresses the plot" argument. It's the same shit but backwards.

If you only read a story, the world building, the development, and effort for the smut then maybe go read pure erotica. Not all fanfic is.

You could just... skip that chapter.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1h

Discourse Fussing:

This morning I saw some bitching about untagged fics- where one person was lamenting how they dropped a fic at the 29th chapter out of 30+ because it wasn't the dynamic they wanted.

Why the fuck did you read 29 chapters if all you cared about was the porn scene?

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 3h

I have the blueberry shark and strawberry shark.

For... reasons.
They're so huggable and soft ;;;

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · Oct 31

Reviving this from the other app because it will not stop being hilarious.

#luckae #ratiorine #haikaveh

imagine a wife swap with these three...

ven diagram of how Haikaveh, Ratiorine, and Luckae are very similar ships with more themes shared than not.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 5d

#ketshop

The stickers I made for Mint, as well as Hikki's combo can now be purchased on my shop.

More updates coming soon. ^^;

tkettie.bigcartel.com/product/mint...

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1d

gamebanana.com/requests/81809

Let's go guys.
If Genshin won't fix him, I'll throw money at someone to fix him for my/our eyes only.

Murder Pomeranian Diluc Request for Genshin Impact | GI Requests

He's a pretty murder hobo and we love that... A Genshin Impact (GI) Request in the Skins category, submitted by tkettie

gamebanana.com

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 6h

I yearn for a day when "dark fic" returns and "proship" is no longer needed.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 14h

Your body is no longer self repairing.
Your health is now a finite resource.

These are realizations I hope no one has to go through.
it takes me 2+ months to heal from a small cut, meticulously caring to be sure it doesn't get worse.

It's awful. I wish it on no one.

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 15h

Thank you.

- from every person with an auto immune disorder that cannot fight off the germs of 1 stranger, much less 10.

We live with enough fear about what tomorrow brings.
Every person kind enough to wear a mask means they care enough to lessen it just a little.

The Haunted Bookshop @bookshopghost.bsky.social · 15h

No.

Our mask requirement is not "virtue signalling".

It's protecting a) the cancer patient and b) the child who is still too small to wear a mask.

And also--and I can't emphasize this strongly enough--you.

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Vi @v-0-3.bsky.social · 21h

Hello #PortfolioDay ✨

I'm Vi, a comic artist and book illustrator based in Poland! I do black and white work with pretty boys and would love to do a book cover one day!

🎸maddogscomic.com
✉️ [email protected]

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 21h

Imagine having a bad day and turning around to see this sitting there staring up at you like a god. "Can I have a hug?" and she just LAUNCHES-

I hate it here.

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 21h

Weird funfact: if you ask Ripley for a hug, she will throw herself into your arms and lay her head against your neck. She figured it out as a puppy and never stopped. Great for bad days.

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 21h

my other dog is much more shy (and even more stupid) so it's harder to get a picture of him.

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 21h

Look at my dog yall. Her name is Ripley, like from Alien.

She is made of sunshine and rainbows.
I curse how fucking cute she is.

Ripley the American Corgi smiling up at the camera without a single thought behind her extremely happy expression. She is stupid. She has a pink bandana with doggos on it.

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Khang🐦🪺 @tounyuuchops.bsky.social · 1d

#inktober day 5 was inspired by gothic windows 🤧 some yearning w #luckae

I could've pushed the contrast more but I was too anxious about it akfkgkgkg

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tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1d

become obsessively horny about one minor detail and complete the rest to support it.

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1d

ysxf called him a lovely Pomeranian (but only his face) and I just clicked to it

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1d

I'm willing to sacrifice a batch of pulls to update my favorite standard

tKettIe / @tkettile @tkettie.myatproto.social · 1d

gamebanana.com/requests/81809

Let's go guys.
If Genshin won't fix him, I'll throw money at someone to fix him for my/our eyes only.

Murder Pomeranian Diluc Request for Genshin Impact | GI Requests

He's a pretty murder hobo and we love that... A Genshin Impact (GI) Request in the Skins category, submitted by tkettie

gamebanana.com

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