TJOmaha
@tjomaha.bsky.social
Gay sober conservative liberal Southern guy living in the Midwest. 🏳️🌈
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TJOmaha
@tjomaha.bsky.social
· Mar 15
a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen looking at something
Alt: Lafayette from True Blood taking off his earrings and apron, ready to fight someone
media.tenor.com
"Now, you know I don't have anything against gay people..."
God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
God, I love when a conversation starts off like this!
My housemates really get me!
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My housemates really get me!
Reposted by TJOmaha
Just so you know.
If a Pentatonix Christmas song pops up on my playlist, I'm changing it with a quickness.
There. I said it.
If a Pentatonix Christmas song pops up on my playlist, I'm changing it with a quickness.
There. I said it.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Just so you know.
If a Pentatonix Christmas song pops up on my playlist, I'm changing it with a quickness.
There. I said it.
If a Pentatonix Christmas song pops up on my playlist, I'm changing it with a quickness.
There. I said it.
Are you kidding me? There are absolutely no stores in Omaha that sell those large cheese balls encrusted in nuts???
Aren't they a Midwestern Christmas staple???
Aren't they a Midwestern Christmas staple???
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Are you kidding me? There are absolutely no stores in Omaha that sell those large cheese balls encrusted in nuts???
Aren't they a Midwestern Christmas staple???
Aren't they a Midwestern Christmas staple???
So...my boss, instead of saying he was a picky eater, referred to himself as an anal eater.
I will never let him live that down .
I will never let him live that down .
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So...my boss, instead of saying he was a picky eater, referred to himself as an anal eater.
I will never let him live that down .
I will never let him live that down .
Christmas wouldn't be complete without Santa(s)!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Christmas wouldn't be complete without Santa(s)!
Topic at work today:
Is it true about the correlation between hands & feet size and man's penis size?
My take: If I'm looking at a man's junk and it is sizeable the last thing I'm worried about are his hands and feet!
Is it true about the correlation between hands & feet size and man's penis size?
My take: If I'm looking at a man's junk and it is sizeable the last thing I'm worried about are his hands and feet!
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Topic at work today:
Is it true about the correlation between hands & feet size and man's penis size?
My take: If I'm looking at a man's junk and it is sizeable the last thing I'm worried about are his hands and feet!
Is it true about the correlation between hands & feet size and man's penis size?
My take: If I'm looking at a man's junk and it is sizeable the last thing I'm worried about are his hands and feet!
Day 11 of working straight. And I don't get another day off until the 28th (Yes, I'm even working on Christmas Day!). This holiday crap is really kicking my ass!
Not to mention I think I also have a bit of "I'm still single" seasonal depression. (No, I know I do. Here's wishing for a better 2026.)
Not to mention I think I also have a bit of "I'm still single" seasonal depression. (No, I know I do. Here's wishing for a better 2026.)
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Day 11 of working straight. And I don't get another day off until the 28th (Yes, I'm even working on Christmas Day!). This holiday crap is really kicking my ass!
Not to mention I think I also have a bit of "I'm still single" seasonal depression. (No, I know I do. Here's wishing for a better 2026.)
Not to mention I think I also have a bit of "I'm still single" seasonal depression. (No, I know I do. Here's wishing for a better 2026.)
New kid at work ( I can call him "kid" cause he's under 30).
He's a likeable fella except for two things.
He keeps letting me know he has gay friends.
(Unless one of them is my future husband, just stop)
And his response to everything is "Cool, cool".
(Yeah, just stop)
He's a likeable fella except for two things.
He keeps letting me know he has gay friends.
(Unless one of them is my future husband, just stop)
And his response to everything is "Cool, cool".
(Yeah, just stop)
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
New kid at work ( I can call him "kid" cause he's under 30).
He's a likeable fella except for two things.
He keeps letting me know he has gay friends.
(Unless one of them is my future husband, just stop)
And his response to everything is "Cool, cool".
(Yeah, just stop)
He's a likeable fella except for two things.
He keeps letting me know he has gay friends.
(Unless one of them is my future husband, just stop)
And his response to everything is "Cool, cool".
(Yeah, just stop)
Y'all, I SUCK at math! I really do! Like, I still have to use fingers sometimes!
And even I know this ain't mathing!
And even I know this ain't mathing!
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Y'all, I SUCK at math! I really do! Like, I still have to use fingers sometimes!
And even I know this ain't mathing!
And even I know this ain't mathing!
So...at work today we decided to act like we couldn't stand each other (since the owner was in-house).
Owner: Is this kind of anger prevalent every day?
Me: Only on the days we aren't all against Jude. You know we hate Jude, right?
He's still not sure if I'm serious or not
(I'm not)
Owner: Is this kind of anger prevalent every day?
Me: Only on the days we aren't all against Jude. You know we hate Jude, right?
He's still not sure if I'm serious or not
(I'm not)
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So...at work today we decided to act like we couldn't stand each other (since the owner was in-house).
Owner: Is this kind of anger prevalent every day?
Me: Only on the days we aren't all against Jude. You know we hate Jude, right?
He's still not sure if I'm serious or not
(I'm not)
Owner: Is this kind of anger prevalent every day?
Me: Only on the days we aren't all against Jude. You know we hate Jude, right?
He's still not sure if I'm serious or not
(I'm not)
My boss is out this week after having surgery so the owner of the company is coming in to see how our day to day operations flow.
So I'm in early today...
to hide the bodies.
So I'm in early today...
to hide the bodies.
Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
Alt: Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
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December 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My boss is out this week after having surgery so the owner of the company is coming in to see how our day to day operations flow.
So I'm in early today...
to hide the bodies.
So I'm in early today...
to hide the bodies.
@rstevies.bsky.social
Here is another one of my favs. Kinda T. Swift-esque, with an edge.
youtu.be/Iyl3q6OZFjo?...
Here is another one of my favs. Kinda T. Swift-esque, with an edge.
youtu.be/Iyl3q6OZFjo?...
Happy as Hell
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
@rstevies.bsky.social
Here is another one of my favs. Kinda T. Swift-esque, with an edge.
youtu.be/Iyl3q6OZFjo?...
Here is another one of my favs. Kinda T. Swift-esque, with an edge.
youtu.be/Iyl3q6OZFjo?...
Reposted by TJOmaha
Although Trump’s abhorrent political beliefs are ultimately more damaging to the nation, his reprehensible personality is more shocking to me on a personal level.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Although Trump’s abhorrent political beliefs are ultimately more damaging to the nation, his reprehensible personality is more shocking to me on a personal level.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.
The trees of The Mansion
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The trees of The Mansion
Speak the truth, shame the devil
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Speak the truth, shame the devil
Finishing up laundry and wound up with 3 socks without their mate.
Not an uncommon occurrence, you say.
Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.
Not an uncommon occurrence, you say.
Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Finishing up laundry and wound up with 3 socks without their mate.
Not an uncommon occurrence, you say.
Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.
Not an uncommon occurrence, you say.
Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.
Listen. I don't care how well behaved your kids are.
If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.
If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Listen. I don't care how well behaved your kids are.
If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.
If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.
I dunno...just thought this was a cozy pic looking out my bedroom door.
And to all a good night.
And to all a good night.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I dunno...just thought this was a cozy pic looking out my bedroom door.
And to all a good night.
And to all a good night.
Friday night
Snow is falling
Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf"
Alone
Being single sucks sometimes
Snow is falling
Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf"
Alone
Being single sucks sometimes
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Friday night
Snow is falling
Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf"
Alone
Being single sucks sometimes
Snow is falling
Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf"
Alone
Being single sucks sometimes
A guy at work got "let go" due to a series of unfortunate events.
My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us.
He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.
My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us.
He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A guy at work got "let go" due to a series of unfortunate events.
My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us.
He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.
My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us.
He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.
2 years ago, I attended a holiday party for a treatment center, a few days before being admitted. I was broken, scared and unsure of what my future held.
Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association.
Grateful!
Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association.
Grateful!
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
2 years ago, I attended a holiday party for a treatment center, a few days before being admitted. I was broken, scared and unsure of what my future held.
Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association.
Grateful!
Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association.
Grateful!
Oh dear.
Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES!
Guess I found my New Year's resolution.
Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES!
Guess I found my New Year's resolution.
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh dear.
Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES!
Guess I found my New Year's resolution.
Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES!
Guess I found my New Year's resolution.
Only I would get as excited as a kid on Christmas morning to find this!
$15 on Marketplace!
Squeeee!!!
$15 on Marketplace!
Squeeee!!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Only I would get as excited as a kid on Christmas morning to find this!
$15 on Marketplace!
Squeeee!!!
$15 on Marketplace!
Squeeee!!!
Watching Relias videos for work.
If ya know, ya know.
"You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?"
Walk away. I never liked Conrad.
If ya know, ya know.
"You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?"
Walk away. I never liked Conrad.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Watching Relias videos for work.
If ya know, ya know.
"You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?"
Walk away. I never liked Conrad.
If ya know, ya know.
"You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?"
Walk away. I never liked Conrad.