Tipsy Otis
@tipsyotis.bsky.social
Songwriter, part time drunk, tipsyotis.com
I love Bob's Burgers. I hope the feeling is mutual.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love Bob's Burgers. I hope the feeling is mutual.
Wait, wait hold on... who has the best record in the NFL???????
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wait, wait hold on... who has the best record in the NFL???????
I think I have watched Annie Hall about 30 times. Sad day. RIP DK
October 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I think I have watched Annie Hall about 30 times. Sad day. RIP DK
My friend Matt's wife Lisa made an incredible documentary called Recovery City. It premieres on PBS tonight at 8:00. You can also download PBS app and search World channel under "videos"
September 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My friend Matt's wife Lisa made an incredible documentary called Recovery City. It premieres on PBS tonight at 8:00. You can also download PBS app and search World channel under "videos"
I'm so old I remember when every fuckin movie wasn't a superhero movie.
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm so old I remember when every fuckin movie wasn't a superhero movie.
I have an old Loverboy song stuck in my head and I want to kill myself
June 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have an old Loverboy song stuck in my head and I want to kill myself
If I ordered a box of dog shit from Amazon they would deliver it in an unmarked box and open the storm door and place it safely inside on the porch.
If I ordered an expensive computer monitor, they would deliver in original packaging and leave it on the front walk with a steal me sign
If I ordered an expensive computer monitor, they would deliver in original packaging and leave it on the front walk with a steal me sign
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If I ordered a box of dog shit from Amazon they would deliver it in an unmarked box and open the storm door and place it safely inside on the porch.
If I ordered an expensive computer monitor, they would deliver in original packaging and leave it on the front walk with a steal me sign
If I ordered an expensive computer monitor, they would deliver in original packaging and leave it on the front walk with a steal me sign
Taylor Swift leaving the game early to write a break up song.
February 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Taylor Swift leaving the game early to write a break up song.
Christmas is coming early this year....says the guy who doesn't know how calendars work
December 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Christmas is coming early this year....says the guy who doesn't know how calendars work
My favorite part of It's a Wonerful Life is when never been born George finds out Mary became an "old maid". They confirm this by showing her wearing glasses
December 8, 2024 at 10:56 PM
My favorite part of It's a Wonerful Life is when never been born George finds out Mary became an "old maid". They confirm this by showing her wearing glasses
Spent my Saturday making pierogies with the family
December 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Spent my Saturday making pierogies with the family
A successful Thanksgiving dinner with family, where we managed to avoid this season's most controversial subject. The fact that no one really loves turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
A successful Thanksgiving dinner with family, where we managed to avoid this season's most controversial subject. The fact that no one really loves turkey.
In the future, all couples will have their own HGTV show
November 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
In the future, all couples will have their own HGTV show
I usually exercise 2 or 3 times a week. But the 2 weeks leading up to my annual physical, I'm like Rocky preparing for Apollo Creed
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I usually exercise 2 or 3 times a week. But the 2 weeks leading up to my annual physical, I'm like Rocky preparing for Apollo Creed