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My drivers license. It’s kind of embarrassing
5. What is something you use frequently that you lose a lot?
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My drivers license. It’s kind of embarrassing
Medium rare, and tbh, it can be more on the rare side if it’s cooked right and a good cut of meat
3. How do you like your steak cooked?
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Medium rare, and tbh, it can be more on the rare side if it’s cooked right and a good cut of meat
I have to stan this queen. I know that’s problematic, but I’m not perfect
This is why you get pictures and videos first… 2 years wasted 😭I would be so sad especially if we’re emotionally connected
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have to stan this queen. I know that’s problematic, but I’m not perfect
Haven’t seen a single butt this morning
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Haven’t seen a single butt this morning
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This the part where y’all supposed to show me so I can let you know if the authorities are on their way or not.
If your dick too big I will call the police on you tread lightly.
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This the part where y’all supposed to show me so I can let you know if the authorities are on their way or not.
I’m down bad y’all
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December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m down bad y’all
Quote this with your Apple Music Replay for November.
(“Number One” was a sneak here. Think I accidentally played that one more time than the rest of the album 😆)
(“Number One” was a sneak here. Think I accidentally played that one more time than the rest of the album 😆)
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Quote this with your Apple Music Replay for November.
(“Number One” was a sneak here. Think I accidentally played that one more time than the rest of the album 😆)
(“Number One” was a sneak here. Think I accidentally played that one more time than the rest of the album 😆)
Me after watching this week’s episode of Derry. These babies better clean up come award season. This had me more emo than when they killed Rhaenys is HOTD
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December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me after watching this week’s episode of Derry. These babies better clean up come award season. This had me more emo than when they killed Rhaenys is HOTD
“This town is the monster!” A bar!!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“This town is the monster!” A bar!!!
Watching episode 7 of Derry. Please allow me some time to grieve
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December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Watching episode 7 of Derry. Please allow me some time to grieve
Back to work today. Tbh, I can’t even complain
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Back to work today. Tbh, I can’t even complain
We saw Wicked: For Good 🍬
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We saw Wicked: For Good 🍬
Lord, I might have to delete these pictures y’all. Stay tuned.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Lord, I might have to delete these pictures y’all. Stay tuned.
Are we actually cuffing in this year’s cuffing season?
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December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Are we actually cuffing in this year’s cuffing season?
Back kinda ate right here 🏋🏽
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Back kinda ate right here 🏋🏽
Spread like butta baby
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Spread like butta baby
I be right about shit
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I be right about shit
Also, wtf kind of acrobatics was I doing last night
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also, wtf kind of acrobatics was I doing last night
At the gym like…
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At the gym like…
I try to err on the side of me just being delusional, but I am positive my gym crush was flirting
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I try to err on the side of me just being delusional, but I am positive my gym crush was flirting
I haven’t incorporated pull ups in my routine in some months. Wish me luck
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I haven’t incorporated pull ups in my routine in some months. Wish me luck
When did Sagittarius’ get such a bad rap? When I was coming up, this kind of slander was reserved for Scorpios
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When did Sagittarius’ get such a bad rap? When I was coming up, this kind of slander was reserved for Scorpios
I just know if I end up in a relationship, it’s gonna come about in a very non conventional way
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I just know if I end up in a relationship, it’s gonna come about in a very non conventional way
Good morning y’all
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December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Good morning y’all