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All of the white protesters degrading ICE agents with insults must cause them serious cognitive dissonance.

Use your privilege to obstruct and dehumanize these fucking Nazis.

Fuck with their psychological existence.

Make them regret leaving home.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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This dude rules
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Anyone who cares about our institutions and has the power to alter current events through leaks or providing leads to journalists, now is the time.

Considering how many federal workers resigned or were fired, I feel like there should be way more shit coming out.

Just an observation.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They seem upset.

Definitely don’t throw bottles of piss at ICE.

It’s not like they’re shooting mothers in the face or anything.
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Fire with fire.
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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95% of the replies to Vance’s X post promoting the bullshit CBS story on Jonathan Ross’s “internal bleeding” are shitting on him for lying.

I’m telling you, the algorithm isn’t working and people aren’t as dumb as MAGA influencers think they are.

They must be bugging.

xcancel.com/search?f=twe...
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I think the oligarchs were relying on AI being way less shitty and able to surveil communities autonomously.

Fortunately, these dumbfucks live in billionaire bubbles and have zero clue how society works in reality.

Humans are unpredictable.

We are immune to predictive policing when we organize.
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
There is no reforming the Gestapo.

Schumer and Jeffries are insufferable fucking cowards.
Hakeem Jeffries: "Clearly, significant reform needs to take place as it relates to the manner in which ICE is conducting itself. ICE is using taxpayer dollars to brutalize American citizens and to unnecessarily and viciously target law-abiding immigrant families and communities."
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Drones are still out here every night by the way. I just don’t talk about it because it’s pointless.
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
95% of the replies to Vance’s X post promoting the bullshit CBS story on Jonathan Ross’s “internal bleeding” are shitting on him for lying.

I’m telling you, the algorithm isn’t working and people aren’t as dumb as MAGA influencers think they are.

They must be bugging.

xcancel.com/search?f=twe...
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Tough weather for ICE operations.
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Welp.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Looks like DHS has two C-130s alternating trips between Minneapolis and Grand Forks, North Dakota.

So I guess that's where they are taking the people they kidnapped.
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Backed by Peter Thiel, obviously.
Thousands of newly obtained documents show that Clearview AI’s founders always intended to target immigrants and the political left.

Now their digital dragnet is in the hands of the Trump administration.
The shocking far-right agenda behind the surveillance tech used by ICE and the FBI
Clearview AI’s founders always intended to target immigrants and the political left. Now their digital dragnet is in the hands of the Trump administration.
www.motherjones.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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🚨Border Patrol whistleblower outraged by ICE's conduct exposes over a dozen secret ICE programs in documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/21-secret-...
21 Secret ICE Programs Revealed
Leaked documents detail the dizzying scope of ICE operations
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Chinook helicopters just hanging out over Minneapolis.
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I think the oligarchs were relying on AI being way less shitty and able to surveil communities autonomously.

Fortunately, these dumbfucks live in billionaire bubbles and have zero clue how society works in reality.

Humans are unpredictable.

We are immune to predictive policing when we organize.
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Knowing personally how autistic people struggle with social cues and overstimulation, this makes my blood boil.

Pure fucking evil.
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
❤️
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The Minnesota ICE terrorist attacks are probably an Erik Prince operation.

This is basically what would happen if Blackwater hired any random racist who applied and set them loose in a blue city with immunity.
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The unmasking of ICE should be great for morale at DHS.

www.thedailybeast.com/personal-det...
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Big deal for NJ residents.

"A government entity shall not sell, share, or transfer
automated license plate recognition information concerning the
operation of a person’s motor vehicle."

newjerseymonitor.com/2026/01/05/n...
NJ panel advances bills aimed at shielding immigrants from federal agents • New Jersey Monitor
One of the bills would codify a 2018 state order that restricts when local law enforcement can help federal immigration agents.
newjerseymonitor.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Don't mean to sound cryptic, but anyone else hearing about gov employees getting really weird calls the last couple days? Like, if there is a national emergency you will... type of stuff.
January 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM