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Shannon Pike
@tinyexpediter.bsky.social
Always remember: your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no. They shatter.
The Pokémon Intermission Report is funny to me.
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Oh my god, Bubsy is hot!
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What a glorious night to be filled with eggs.
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
There’s not enough Tylenol in the world to remedy this headache.
📷 @hypercat.me
🪡 @llmcostumes.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Oh my God, finally!

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Castlevania: Belmont‘s Curse Announcement Trailer (ESRB) | KONAMI
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February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I feel like that old guy that would tell people they used to buy a steak and a haircut for a nickel because it blows younger peoples’ minds that a Twix cost me 60 cents from a vending machine in high school.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Got that dragon in me I guess.
📷 @hypercat.me
#fursuit
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
What about birds? You eaten a baby bird before?
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Played hockey for the first time since 2018. Went poorly. Still had fun.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Loot drops after defeating me:
1: Master Chronometer-makes wearer impervious to slow
2: Mahler Hammer-deals massive damage when low on HP (rare drop)
3: Egg-restores 70 HP
4: Hockey jersey-fight strap prevents sneak attacks and blind
5: Walter Sobchak glasses-prevents wearer from being a sap
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. Swiss army knife
2. OLITE flashlight
3. Fisher Space Pen.
4. Packet of Gamakatsu brand fishhooks. Red size 8.
5. Disney's Robin Hood Lego mini fig .001% drop rate
Loot that drops after defeating me:

1. crunch bar
2. plush fox
3. $20
4. Megadeth: Dystopia cd
5. mello yello can (.01% rare drop rate)
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Surprised it took me this long to listen to Symphonic Danes by Rachmaninoff. In high school, I would look up the original after hearing a drum corps play it. I whistle Phantom Regiment 1995 often enough you think I woulda listened to it by now.
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I always thought it would be funny to be signed to a one-year NHL contract to a team that wants to tank. I’ll make sure to get them that draft pick.

I’d probably get killed though.
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
At the physical therapist and they’re playing Tom Sawyer. Sweet.
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
In a Mates of State mood today.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Really grumpy tonight. Feel like I just don’t have any time to get anything done.
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Wow, HP makes utter garbage these days.
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Been in the tub for like 2 hours now. Don’t really plan on getting out any time soon.
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I’ve been in the fandom for a long time and it’s easy to get jaded and tied. But spending time with people that haven’t been in it as long and seeing them enjoy it reinvigorates my interest and has a way of transforming it. It’s really the people that make it fun.
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Delia Deetz, welcome home.
January 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Still learning new things about myself. Which makes it more difficult to decided on what I want and need.
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Listening to FM Skyline so I can relax and get stuff done.
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I don’t regret switching to being a deer. But bad deer just doesn’t have the same ring as bad dog.
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Up late thinking about things. Ugly things. Beautiful things. Such things.
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Oh my god, finally. I can’t describe how amazing I feel right now.
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a racecar driver.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM