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Outlet for my drawings, shitposts, and other oddities. Occasionally sincere. Dance music enthusiast.
Who knows? Check, scroll, doom, comment, repeat.
Insta: nightswithtim
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I can loudly hear someone blasting Drops of Jupiter. I can’t tell if there a demonstration nearby or someone just vibin out. Both?
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This calming chamomile tea ain’t doing shit.
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Lovely night for the Twin Cities Auto Show
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The consequences will never be the same.
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
TIL Chi-Chi’s stands for Chicago-Chicago’s
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I don’t remember asking for insomnia.
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I wish I could say the same 😭
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I’m not entirely sold on this Boz Scaggs disco house remix.
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It has been claimed! Good luck out there you clarinet freaks!
Any clarinet players need an emergency kit? I ordered some replacement needles for my turntables and hey sent the wrong item. The guy on the phone chuckled and said I’m free to do whatever I want with them.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Any clarinet players need an emergency kit? I ordered some replacement needles for my turntables and hey sent the wrong item. The guy on the phone chuckled and said I’m free to do whatever I want with them.
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The real friends we made along the way were the friends we made along the way.
December 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Dear nose, I’m good on boogs. No need to make any more for now.
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fritos>Apple chips

Side note: I was known as the chip chief in my party days. Can’t have a party without chips!
Apple Chip Chief Tells Staff He’s Not Leaving ‘Anytime Soon’
Apple Inc. chip chief Johny Srouji, whose potential departure risked worsening a bout of executive turnover, told staff on Monday that he’ll stay at the iPhone maker for now.
www.bloomberg.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I am CACKLING!
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This got me howling
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Why don’t jobs do end of the year wrapped?

You worked 24% of 2025 and that’s not even counting the stress outside of the job!
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Gonna fill my humidifier up with coffee to caffeinate the air.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A post from the gallery to describe my mental health
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Real big fan of the “mistake” gotcha style advertising. Sorry this happened, but we had to save you some money! We made a mistake, our prices are lower than ever!! Whoopsies, we ordered too much product and need to offer discounts!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Nature is healing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Give us this day our daily Pepcid AC
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nexium, Prevacid, Pepcid, Carafate, and Tums… do your thing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh strange instagram says I have a notification even though I thought they were turned off. Oh strange I do have them turned off. Thanks instagram.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I drive for work and have noticed an uptick in bad driving. Not from everyday drivers… that wave hit years ago, but from big trucks and company vans. Winter is coming and those rigs aren’t as nimble as their drivers think. Stay safe out there.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Today I saw a lifted Ford F150 that had “ZYN” as the first three letters of their plate.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM