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Timrod

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Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · May 13

Remember when I said I was giving up LPing? I lied. Baldur's Gate 3 incoming.

Down, Down, Down By the River: Let's Play Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur’s Gate 3 Baldur’s Gate 3 is the 20-years delayed sequel to Baldur’s Gate 2, which originally released in 2000. It is, in fact, a sequel and not a reboot. It was developed by Larian Studios (whi...

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 1h

Newest BG3 LP update is out! In this one, fanfiction gets punished.

Down, Down, Down By the River: Let's Play Baldur's Gate 3

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 1h

That's insane. I asked a different artist to do the show-accurate Mara sheet and he not only did it but did it IMMEDIATELY and asked me $65 for it. I wound up paying him way more than that because he absolutely deserves it.

If you need a Hazbin OC, patdash on discord. Guy's amazing.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 3h

Better than the guy I had at one of my tables who kept trying to have sex with everything. I almost made a pngtuber for my BG3 LP specifically to mock him.

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LocationScouts @locationscoutsgccx.bsky.social · 6h

Both Mario Kart World and Switch 2 are launching today, and to commemorate this occasion, we-- what do you mean it’s November?

New sub! Ep. #362 - Slide into first! "Mario Kart 64"

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Will Arino be able to do three Weathertenkos in a row?

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 14h

I got about halfway through this Cory Doctorow book before I realized that half of it is shameless self-promotion. You could cut this all out and it'd be half as long with no impact on the point.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 1d

They're probably terrified of someone reading it who hasn't played ER before and not getting it, even though most of their prospective audience has.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 1d

Went to get pizza and some moron hit my car. Nothing good ever happens to me.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't finish Last Window because one of the puzzles was glitched on my 3DS. I wound up reading an LP of it years later.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 1d

"This is a phone call from PHARMACY. Your prescription of DEGENERATE MONSTERFUCKING is ready to be picked up at your convenience."

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 2d

Reading Cory Doctorow's new book where he talks about how Tiktok artificially juices certain creators and I wish someone would artificially juice my Baldur's Gate 3 Let's Play so I can see an overnight explosion in people with bat mascots and Hazbin Hotel PNGtubers.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 2d

I have a job interview on Tuesday. Expectations are not high, but if I can get more money and a slightly less hellish working environment I'd do it.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 2d

Don't do them at all. I just tried them again a couple of weeks ago, and it was showing me the same profiles (I know because I took screenshots) I had seen the last time I did it over six months ago.

Either these people never found anyone or the profiles were fake.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 2d

This sucks. Didn't bring lunch because I assumed there'd be food trucks at the park. There aren't. I have two assholes double-parked in front of me. Had to order delivery.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 2d

The only thing I've ever been warned about is when the "adult content" filter trips, and I have almost everything set to "warn".

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 3d

I did, and I could file a thing.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 3d

Final Fantasy 17 having to do the Sonic 2 thing and having a lore explanation for why the characters keep falling through floors and can vibrate through walls.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 3d

It's looking like the artist that did Mara for me vanished with my money. Fucking hate when this happens.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 4d

I sent some money. I'm not expecting anything, just figured I'd mention it so there's no confusion over whether I'm a client or not.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 4d

My boss's attempt to take over his home town's government with nazis failed. Not a single one won, and he blew tens of thousands of dollars on it.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 5d

I am having a very normal time making fun of how the villains in Baldur's Gate 3 are bad fanfiction.

A screenshot from a work in progress update on my let's play. Ketheric Thorm is saying "It's the corrupted eighth Chaos Emerald I gained hold of after beating a fusion of Broly and Shadow the Hedgehog while on a mission with Seal Team Six in Cuba in the 70s", to which Enver Gortash replies "Well, I had a steamy threesome with Alex Mercer from Prototype and Naruto and I'm pregnant with Naruto's secret other child, so there."

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 5d

I gotta confess that I showed up to vote this morning at my small town in Connecticut and asked how I could vote for Zohran Mamdani just to see if I could get on the news.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 5d

Weekly Shonen Sunday TOC for Issue 49 (2025). No Conan, Frieren, Aozakura, Kaihen, Kaiten no Albus, Shibuya Near Family, Shite no Hana or Ogami Tsumiki.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 5d

I remember that brief time in World of Warcraft where warlocks could cast the underwater breathing spell on people who were taking a flight path and they'd drown unless they took the buff off. Hid near a horde flight point and killed so many of them that way.

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 6d

My boss argued in a legal document today, in a case involving a car accident, that the other driver (who is a lesbian) knew his client is a man and a Trump cultist and so she went into an "attack mode due to her natural hatred of men" and "attempted to take the Plantiff's life".

Timrod @timrod.bsky.social · 7d

I mean, it's possible they just missed it. Post it again. If they ignore it again, then you've got proof they're an asshole and not worth dealing with.