Tim Rogers
@timmytyper.bsky.social
National Magazine Award-winning writer and editor of D Magazine
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Have Ray Hunt et al. gotten their money’s worth with the Republican Mayor’s Association?
As Zohran Mamdani was poised to become the next mayor of New York City last night, the mayor of Dallas dropped his take on Twitter. Speaking as the
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My nearest Costco is not convenient. But I’m joining. I want 10 lbs of peanut butter and I want to support big companies that stand up.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My nearest Costco is not convenient. But I’m joining. I want 10 lbs of peanut butter and I want to support big companies that stand up.
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Wes Anderson vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wes Anderson vibes.
Sneak peek at December issue of @dmagazine.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sneak peek at December issue of @dmagazine.bsky.social
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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This is essentially the premise to Severence, just with longer periodicity.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is essentially the premise to Severence, just with longer periodicity.
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
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This is an extremely fucked up thread and stuff like this is radicalizing me to support outlawing not only AI, but probably smartphones and social media, too. Read it.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is an extremely fucked up thread and stuff like this is radicalizing me to support outlawing not only AI, but probably smartphones and social media, too. Read it.
Romo has always had a gravelly voice but today he sounds like he’s in the middle of a six-day bender and hasn’t slept
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Romo has always had a gravelly voice but today he sounds like he’s in the middle of a six-day bender and hasn’t slept
My wife has been playing Christmas music in the house for a week. Drives me nuts. We haven’t even put the turkey in the oven yet. So I’ve countered by wearing green and doing Jameson shots.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My wife has been playing Christmas music in the house for a week. Drives me nuts. We haven’t even put the turkey in the oven yet. So I’ve countered by wearing green and doing Jameson shots.
Downtown Dallas. Some sparkly shoes have lost their owner. I would have rescued them but they weren’t my size.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Downtown Dallas. Some sparkly shoes have lost their owner. I would have rescued them but they weren’t my size.
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.
It’s 66 degrees and sunny in Arlington. Rain won’t start for hours. And the roof on the Death Star is closed. Why? Why did Arlington help pay for a retractable roof that is never retracted?
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s 66 degrees and sunny in Arlington. Rain won’t start for hours. And the roof on the Death Star is closed. Why? Why did Arlington help pay for a retractable roof that is never retracted?
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This is my kind of good trouble.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is my kind of good trouble.
Everyone who knew the guy tells me he was a mensch. WAY too young. Dallas lost a good one. www.dallasnews.com/business/rea...
Hunt Realty Investments president Colin Fitzgibbons dies at 46
Colin Fitzgibbons, president of Hunt Realty Investments, has died. He was 46, the firm said Friday.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Everyone who knew the guy tells me he was a mensch. WAY too young. Dallas lost a good one. www.dallasnews.com/business/rea...
My favorite part of this story is that they planned to sail to the island, but they couldn't take sailing lessons because they were too expensive. www.dallasobserver.com/news/north-t...
2 North Texas Men Charged in Bizarre Plot to Overthrow an Island, Enslave Women, Kids for Sex
A man from Argyle and a man from Allen planned to sail to Haiti and murder thousands of men and rape thousands of women and children.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My favorite part of this story is that they planned to sail to the island, but they couldn't take sailing lessons because they were too expensive. www.dallasobserver.com/news/north-t...
I love this dude. Admitting you don't know a Latin phrase is the definition of being comfortable in your own skin. My response to Hayes would have been: "I disagree. New York is actually ipso facto."
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love this dude. Admitting you don't know a Latin phrase is the definition of being comfortable in your own skin. My response to Hayes would have been: "I disagree. New York is actually ipso facto."
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Why did two Super Hornets blast North Texas last night?
Half of Dallas (and Mesquite and Garland and Rockwall) got blasted last night at about 7:30 by two F/A-18E Super Hornets. On the r/Dallas subreddit, folks
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November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Unbelievable frontofficesports.com/wizards-hire...
Wizards Hire Ex-ESPN Editor for Front Office Role
Former ESPN executive editor Cristina Daglas has landed a new job with the Washington Wizards, sources tell Front Office Sports.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Fucking insane. They cut his body into pieces. That was a “huge mistake”?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fucking insane. They cut his body into pieces. That was a “huge mistake”?
I bet @aliceindallas.bsky.social never saw this coming
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bet @aliceindallas.bsky.social never saw this coming
Offered without comment
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Offered without comment
Why does it feel like Pat McAfee's entire show is just a platform for him to show us how proud he is of his Rolex?
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why does it feel like Pat McAfee's entire show is just a platform for him to show us how proud he is of his Rolex?
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
Dude and his date leaving the bar. His pint glass is empty. She walks first and doesn’t see him test her High Noon can, discover some remaining, and surreptitiously drain it.
Much respect, my guy
Much respect, my guy
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Dude and his date leaving the bar. His pint glass is empty. She walks first and doesn’t see him test her High Noon can, discover some remaining, and surreptitiously drain it.
Much respect, my guy
Much respect, my guy