Tim Byrnes
@timbyrneses.bsky.social
Today we began indoctrinating the baby about Santa
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Today we began indoctrinating the baby about Santa
I thought I blacked out while reading the Epstein Files
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I thought I blacked out while reading the Epstein Files
My local Westfield is the centre of a terrorist attack hoax 😑
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My local Westfield is the centre of a terrorist attack hoax 😑
Now is the time for Australians to stand toge…
What’s that?! Exploit a tragedy for personal gain? Well, when in Rome!
What’s that?! Exploit a tragedy for personal gain? Well, when in Rome!
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Now is the time for Australians to stand toge…
What’s that?! Exploit a tragedy for personal gain? Well, when in Rome!
What’s that?! Exploit a tragedy for personal gain? Well, when in Rome!
That was stressful.
I loved it!
I loved it!
Update: I am now seated for If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.
I have defeated Jesus. I am Pontius Pilate.
I have defeated Jesus. I am Pontius Pilate.
Why doesn’t Jesus want me to see If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?!
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
That was stressful.
I loved it!
I loved it!
Update: I am now seated for If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.
I have defeated Jesus. I am Pontius Pilate.
I have defeated Jesus. I am Pontius Pilate.
Why doesn’t Jesus want me to see If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?!
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
December 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Update: I am now seated for If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.
I have defeated Jesus. I am Pontius Pilate.
I have defeated Jesus. I am Pontius Pilate.
MY BABY HEARD WAP!!!!
THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAN HAS FAILED!!!!!
THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAN HAS FAILED!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
MY BABY HEARD WAP!!!!
THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAN HAS FAILED!!!!!
THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAN HAS FAILED!!!!!
Why doesn’t Jesus want me to see If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?!
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Why doesn’t Jesus want me to see If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?!
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
Feels like too many things pop up to stop me. Clearly Jesus’ powers
BRB finding a scapegoat for a tragedy
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
BRB finding a scapegoat for a tragedy
Australia really never reflected after Christchurch, hey
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Australia really never reflected after Christchurch, hey
The world needs positive news, so I’ve got some…
I’ve abandoned my family and joined a rock and a roll family
I’ve abandoned my family and joined a rock and a roll family
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The world needs positive news, so I’ve got some…
I’ve abandoned my family and joined a rock and a roll family
I’ve abandoned my family and joined a rock and a roll family
Really not looking forward to the speculation that arises after a tragedy
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Really not looking forward to the speculation that arises after a tragedy
Reposted by Tim Byrnes
you would spend so much of the apocalypse chugging old soda
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
you would spend so much of the apocalypse chugging old soda
I don’t particularly want to go to America, but just in case I have to I’m going to load my phone up with AI pics of me sucking Trump’s toes
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I don’t particularly want to go to America, but just in case I have to I’m going to load my phone up with AI pics of me sucking Trump’s toes
I use too much of my time annoying boomers on threads with rage bait only to become annoyed by boomers in my replies. I’m complicated ☺️
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I use too much of my time annoying boomers on threads with rage bait only to become annoyed by boomers in my replies. I’m complicated ☺️
The world has gotten worse since we stopped being bigoted towards left-handers. We must bring back treating left-handers horribly.
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The world has gotten worse since we stopped being bigoted towards left-handers. We must bring back treating left-handers horribly.
My baby won’t stop screaming!!!
Damn social media ban!!!!
Damn social media ban!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My baby won’t stop screaming!!!
Damn social media ban!!!!
Damn social media ban!!!!
Barnaby Joyce makes me wonder if I’d fall upwards if I drank more
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Barnaby Joyce makes me wonder if I’d fall upwards if I drank more
From my experience, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Fanning was rude and unfriendly first.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
From my experience, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Fanning was rude and unfriendly first.
Can’t wait to wish the children a Skibidi 67 Rizzmas. Because of woke.
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Can’t wait to wish the children a Skibidi 67 Rizzmas. Because of woke.
My baby came to work and he was better than all of the other babies their because he’s the best baby
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My baby came to work and he was better than all of the other babies their because he’s the best baby
Anthony Albanese accidentally got himself banned from Spotify because his wrapped said he was under 16
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Anthony Albanese accidentally got himself banned from Spotify because his wrapped said he was under 16
My Spotify wrapped suggested I should invest in AI and weapons
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My Spotify wrapped suggested I should invest in AI and weapons
Sure, I took the day off because my whiplash injury flared up.
However, I discovered I can calm my baby by making him dance to Jamiroquai. Not a total loss of a day
However, I discovered I can calm my baby by making him dance to Jamiroquai. Not a total loss of a day
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sure, I took the day off because my whiplash injury flared up.
However, I discovered I can calm my baby by making him dance to Jamiroquai. Not a total loss of a day
However, I discovered I can calm my baby by making him dance to Jamiroquai. Not a total loss of a day
I am going to lick the Large Hadron Collider
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am going to lick the Large Hadron Collider