Tim Board
@timboard.bsky.social
Floridian living in Japan since '91. Husband, father, high school teacher, tennis coach, Hawkman.
フロリダ出身、91年に日本上陸。家族と鹿児島県霧島市に住む。イリノイ大学 卒業、'00年に日本語能力検定 1級 合格。趣味はテニス、温泉、映画、ホークマン。よろしく！
フロリダ出身、91年に日本上陸。家族と鹿児島県霧島市に住む。イリノイ大学 卒業、'00年に日本語能力検定 1級 合格。趣味はテニス、温泉、映画、ホークマン。よろしく！
Been watching football talking heads lose their minds over Notre Dame being shut out of the playoffs. But they know what college football is. It's badly organized, has biased rankings, is detrimental to the players' health, and controlled by money. College football is the perfect analogy of the US.
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Been watching football talking heads lose their minds over Notre Dame being shut out of the playoffs. But they know what college football is. It's badly organized, has biased rankings, is detrimental to the players' health, and controlled by money. College football is the perfect analogy of the US.
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The FiIFA Foo Fum World Cup Draw won the Nobel Cringe Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The FiIFA Foo Fum World Cup Draw won the Nobel Cringe Prize.
This just in!
Trump had been awarded the inaugural Depends Peace Prize. Trump will receive a golden trophy of an adult diaper. Trump reported to be thrilled.
Trump had been awarded the inaugural Depends Peace Prize. Trump will receive a golden trophy of an adult diaper. Trump reported to be thrilled.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This just in!
Trump had been awarded the inaugural Depends Peace Prize. Trump will receive a golden trophy of an adult diaper. Trump reported to be thrilled.
Trump had been awarded the inaugural Depends Peace Prize. Trump will receive a golden trophy of an adult diaper. Trump reported to be thrilled.
The FiIFA Foo Fum World Cup Draw won the Nobel Cringe Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The FiIFA Foo Fum World Cup Draw won the Nobel Cringe Prize.
FIFA flopped and gave the felon king a "peace prize." Lost all interest in anything about the 2026 World Cup. Could not care less who wins or loses. #boycott
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
FIFA flopped and gave the felon king a "peace prize." Lost all interest in anything about the 2026 World Cup. Could not care less who wins or loses. #boycott
America is The Oninlon of Countries.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
America is The Oninlon of Countries.
Hakeem Jeffries is the Mike Johnson of Chuck Schumers.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is the Mike Johnson of Chuck Schumers.
They couldn't come up with something better than "MS Now?"
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They couldn't come up with something better than "MS Now?"
One of the many reasons I couldn't care less about college football anymore.
I can't even remember who won last year's title.
I can't even remember who won last year's title.
Column: The committee found a strange way to elevate Alabama over Notre Dame, which is strangely elevated over Miami. The last rankings before THE rankings were an exercise is puzzling logic and twisted facts. bit.ly/48ATmIY
Alabama’s Nonsensical College Football Playoff Rankings Rise Has Major Ramifications
The Tide’s narrow win over a bad Auburn team somehow became the committee’s justification for jumping Notre Dame, while Ole Miss avoided penalty.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One of the many reasons I couldn't care less about college football anymore.
I can't even remember who won last year's title.
I can't even remember who won last year's title.
Roger Marshall is the Louie Gohmert of Mike Johnsons.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Roger Marshall is the Louie Gohmert of Mike Johnsons.
Thankful once again that I do not live in Tennessee. I have relatives living there unfortunately but doubt I will ever visit again. And if I ever visit the States again (doubtful), I'll be sure to avoid the MAGAt hole.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thankful once again that I do not live in Tennessee. I have relatives living there unfortunately but doubt I will ever visit again. And if I ever visit the States again (doubtful), I'll be sure to avoid the MAGAt hole.
The only reason Mike Johnson is the speaker of the House is because he is the most worthless politician in the history of politicians. He's perfected the way of projecting how busy he is when he's actually doing nothing at all. And he lies like a Persian rug. A vital requirement.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The only reason Mike Johnson is the speaker of the House is because he is the most worthless politician in the history of politicians. He's perfected the way of projecting how busy he is when he's actually doing nothing at all. And he lies like a Persian rug. A vital requirement.
America will always be the country that voted for a swindling, grifting, lying, cheating, rapist felon as their leader.
Twice.
Twice.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
America will always be the country that voted for a swindling, grifting, lying, cheating, rapist felon as their leader.
Twice.
Twice.
大相撲九州場所優勝！
大関昇進！安青錦関おめでとう！
Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki wins his first tournament title and will be promoted to champion for the next tournament! Inspiring!!
大関昇進！安青錦関おめでとう！
Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki wins his first tournament title and will be promoted to champion for the next tournament! Inspiring!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
大相撲九州場所優勝！
大関昇進！安青錦関おめでとう！
Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki wins his first tournament title and will be promoted to champion for the next tournament! Inspiring!!
大関昇進！安青錦関おめでとう！
Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki wins his first tournament title and will be promoted to champion for the next tournament! Inspiring!!
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Feed: "HAWKWORLD"
By: Tim Board on Monday, November 17, 2025
By: Tim Board on Monday, November 17, 2025
Hawkman: Decades Old, Forever Young
Hawkman
Hawkwoman
Hawkgirl
Hawkworld
www.hawkworld.org
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Feed: "HAWKWORLD"
By: Tim Board on Monday, November 17, 2025
By: Tim Board on Monday, November 17, 2025
So the Epstein files are to be released if the felon king signs. But I'm pretty sure they have scrubbed the files of any criminal act by the vile orange.
But I'm also pretty confident that everyone in this administration is absolutely incompetent and they will do a shoddy job of it.
But I'm also pretty confident that everyone in this administration is absolutely incompetent and they will do a shoddy job of it.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So the Epstein files are to be released if the felon king signs. But I'm pretty sure they have scrubbed the files of any criminal act by the vile orange.
But I'm also pretty confident that everyone in this administration is absolutely incompetent and they will do a shoddy job of it.
But I'm also pretty confident that everyone in this administration is absolutely incompetent and they will do a shoddy job of it.
Americans are listening to Mashed Trailer Gatbage? Good gawd, the bar is so low, we're gonna have to dig it out of the gutter.
a man is digging in the dirt with a dog watching
ALT: a man is digging in the dirt with a dog watching
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Americans are listening to Mashed Trailer Gatbage? Good gawd, the bar is so low, we're gonna have to dig it out of the gutter.
Who is Donica Trumpinski and why is this person suddenly all over my device.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Who is Donica Trumpinski and why is this person suddenly all over my device.
So I wake up to...
1. Election criminals got pardoned.
2. Democrats prove to be pathetic once again.
3. Politicians continue to be paid during government shutdowns.
Justice, principals, and consequences have no meaning in the broken country called America.
1. Election criminals got pardoned.
2. Democrats prove to be pathetic once again.
3. Politicians continue to be paid during government shutdowns.
Justice, principals, and consequences have no meaning in the broken country called America.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So I wake up to...
1. Election criminals got pardoned.
2. Democrats prove to be pathetic once again.
3. Politicians continue to be paid during government shutdowns.
Justice, principals, and consequences have no meaning in the broken country called America.
1. Election criminals got pardoned.
2. Democrats prove to be pathetic once again.
3. Politicians continue to be paid during government shutdowns.
Justice, principals, and consequences have no meaning in the broken country called America.
Oh look. It's the one-year anniversary of one of the darkest days in MAGAtland's history.
November 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh look. It's the one-year anniversary of one of the darkest days in MAGAtland's history.
The felon king is having an extremely bad week.
This makes me extremely happy.
Although I don't think that putrid human has ever been completely happy his entire life. Miserable people can only try their best to make the people around them more miserable than them.
This makes me extremely happy.
Although I don't think that putrid human has ever been completely happy his entire life. Miserable people can only try their best to make the people around them more miserable than them.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The felon king is having an extremely bad week.
This makes me extremely happy.
Although I don't think that putrid human has ever been completely happy his entire life. Miserable people can only try their best to make the people around them more miserable than them.
This makes me extremely happy.
Although I don't think that putrid human has ever been completely happy his entire life. Miserable people can only try their best to make the people around them more miserable than them.
I see the gutless NFL have no convictions in their decisions and have bent the knee to the felon king. Pathetic. Can't think os a reason to watch anymore NFL this year.
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I see the gutless NFL have no convictions in their decisions and have bent the knee to the felon king. Pathetic. Can't think os a reason to watch anymore NFL this year.
By giving the felon king a stupid imitation golden crown,
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung demonstrated very clearly that he's an ignorant moron and why South Korean presidents keep going to jail.
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung demonstrated very clearly that he's an ignorant moron and why South Korean presidents keep going to jail.
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
By giving the felon king a stupid imitation golden crown,
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung demonstrated very clearly that he's an ignorant moron and why South Korean presidents keep going to jail.
South Korean President Lee Jae Myung demonstrated very clearly that he's an ignorant moron and why South Korean presidents keep going to jail.
Got a massive headache today and I suddenly felt massively bad during the afternoon.
Then I realized that the felon king's plane had landed in the country where I live.
So that's where the headache and the stench are coming from.
Can't wait for him to get out.
Then I realized that the felon king's plane had landed in the country where I live.
So that's where the headache and the stench are coming from.
Can't wait for him to get out.
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Got a massive headache today and I suddenly felt massively bad during the afternoon.
Then I realized that the felon king's plane had landed in the country where I live.
So that's where the headache and the stench are coming from.
Can't wait for him to get out.
Then I realized that the felon king's plane had landed in the country where I live.
So that's where the headache and the stench are coming from.
Can't wait for him to get out.
