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Tim Andreasen

@timandreasen.bsky.social

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“I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, … and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.” - Thoreau

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Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 9d

i was about to ask “why do this?” but then I realized I didn’t want to know the answer.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 10d

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 12d

They aren’t kids, Vance; they’re all college students and professionals.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 12d

Leavitt, your boss is a January 6 terrorist. You got no right to call names. Oh, and as a card-carrying evangelical Christian, I’ll also say this: your cross necklace is pretentious and stupid.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 13d

And the Liar-Pussygrabber-Riot-Inciter from Mar-a-Lago OWNED A CASINO. And was such a lousy businessman, he bankrupted it. So I don’t think the Governor of Illinois has much of a scandal on his hands.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 18d

The liar who incited the January 6th invasion of the Capitol, and who proposes to invade Chicago and Portland now, does not deserve a Nobel Prize; this year or ever.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 18d

Ha. Take that, Liar-Orangeface. You instigated violence on January 6th, and your ICE is committing violence this month. You deserve a prison cell, not a Nobel Prize.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · 20d

Aw c’mon, leave the MAGA guys alone. If it wasn’t for animals, they’d have no s3x life at all!

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Sep 21

WARNING TO ALL AMERICANS: the Times is not an American newspaper, it’s British. And it’s published by a division of News Corp., the publishing arm of right-wing warlock Rupert Murdoch. So remember that when you read this article.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Sep 1

Whoop! Looks like the Chinese Party slipped Donnie a little money under the table!

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Aug 2

And I understand you all have published a sequel, “Trump’s Racists And Sexual Predators “

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Jul 13

When Celebrities Explain Themselves #celebrities #celebs

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Jul 13

When Celebrities Explain Themselves #celebrities #celebs

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Jun 26

This white guy says “boo.” We need more like Jasmine Crockett.

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Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Jun 25

I am proud of America. I also campaigned for Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris. I have been in about 10 anti-Trump demonstrations since 2017. Your concept of America is very limited.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Jun 16

The state government of Mississippi is mad at China. Ooooo, l’m sure the Chinese are shaking in their boots. You’re a blowhard, Dave.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · Jun 4

Awwww… Wanna hear another heartwarming story, Usha? Your husband’s government is sending out masked thugs to grab people off the streets and send them on a “trip of a lifetime“ to El Salvador or Guantanamo.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 31

Ever wish Tik Tok would just shut up? #annoyingpeople #cartoons

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 28

Ever need tech support and you click that Chat icon? #cartoons #annoyingpeople

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 27

Ever work with one of these people? #annoyingpeople #cartoons

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 25

I have some new Bluesky Friends, so I’m restarting my Annoying People comic series. Hope it gives you some laughs. #cartoons #annoyingpeople

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 21

"You think that 'cap' is just somethin' on yer head?? Man, yer so lame." There are MANY kinds of elitist talk. And educated people aren't necessarily the worst offenders.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 16

When criminals try to dodge the law by attacking the FBI.

Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 16

The Fuhrer (not my president), frankly, is an egotist and a lover of power. This is a person that wants to stop free speech because it includes facts about his crimes, and prevent only the wars that do not boost his power.

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Tim Andreasen @timandreasen.bsky.social · May 14

Finally someone is following John Lewis’s advice to “make good trouble.” Resistance to the Trump Regime can’t be genteel. Thank you, Judge Dugan.

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