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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · May 14

of the few sentences @duolingoverde.bsky.social taught me, one of them is “books are my friends” I feel extremely read

rude

but yeah I do need to know how to say that

Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · May 5

Sunday night at The Function in sf, the audience really enjoyed helping me figure out which crimes I should do

#standupcomedy #darkhumor #knowyourrights

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Apr 24

How many days do I need to have in my Duolingo streak before I can finally call myself a gamer? @duolingoverde.bsky.social

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Apr 3

imagine if anyone suggested that men be arrested for something that happens to 1 in 5 of them, that their body just does on its own. No one would stand for it

Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Apr 3

today is a great day to remember that 1 in 5 women will experience miscarriage. 1 in 4 pregnancies ends in miscarriage. It is an extremely common experience, people have no control over it and is not the fault of the pregnant person

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Apr 3

imagine if any suggested that men be arrested for something that happens to 1 in 5 of them, that their body just does on its own. No one would stand for it

Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Apr 3

today is a great day to remember that 1 in 5 women will experience miscarriage. 1 in 4 pregnancies ends in miscarriage. It is an extremely common experience, people have no control over it and is not the fault of the pregnant person

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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · Feb 25

At the newsletter right now: Republicans just dropped their first open attack on women's right to travel. jessica.substack.com/p/montana-bi...

Montana Bill Would Charge Women for 'Trafficking' Their Own Fetus

The legislation, House Bill 609, is the first of its kind in the country

jessica.substack.com

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 20

trying out some jokes about parenting a toddler at hysteria open mic 🌎 🌍 🌏

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 12

Amazing! Katie Porter for governor! I love her whiteboard, she is changing the world

KQED News @kqednews.kqed.org · Mar 12

Another Big Name Enters Governor’s Race

Orange County Congresswoman Katie Porter officially entered the race on Tuesday.

dlvr.it

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 12

Taking a break from the doom scrolling and making my calls today and you can too!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · Mar 12

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 10

my favorite joke from my Dept. Of Humor open mic set on Friday. It got the biggest laughs because it was also a well-needed break after the beginning of my set was a long, aggressive political rant 😄

#standupcomedy #standup #humor #mixedracefamily #standupcomic #bayarea #sanfrancisco

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 7

Do not allow this to happen! It would be disastrous for everyone! The USPS unites us. A privatized postal service means no postal service for a lot of people

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 7

Another day, another nightmare attack that I can’t believe everyone is not talking about all the time

Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · Mar 7

If HB 4130 passes, politicians—not medical professionals—would dictate how pregnancy loss is recorded and how medical language is defined.

Read the full story: jessica.substack.com/p/south-caro...

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 6

I can’t tell if I am helping tear down unrealistic beauty standards by pointing out that Elsa’s face can’t possibly just look like that or reinforcing sexism by hyperfocusing on how she looks

Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 6

I have delivered the same rant over Frozen 2 enough times now that when the time comes for Elsa to wake in the night my daughter and nieces automatically say, “oh no you went to bed with your makeup on Elsa! Don’t do that or you’ll get pimples!”

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 6

I have delivered the same rant over Frozen 2 enough times now that when the time comes for Elsa to wake in the night my daughter and nieces automatically say, “oh no you went to bed with your makeup on Elsa! Don’t do that or you’ll get pimples!”

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 5

I’m horrified and I also want to read a series of spy novels about this premise

Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · Mar 5

"None of the employees with security clearances for nuclear secrets were properly debriefed, the current DOE source said...

"Those employees could be targeted by foreign adversaries for nuclear espionage...

"They have lost their source of income..."
www.reuters.com/world/us/fir...

Exclusive: Fired US government workers with top security clearances were not given exit briefings, sources say

The lack of so-called "read outs" for workers with clearances dismissed by Musk's DOGE could raise security risks, experts say.

www.reuters.com

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allieowlbear.bsky.social @allieowlbear.bsky.social · Mar 4

DISRUPT

a woman is standing in a parliament holding a piece of paper and screaming .

ALT: a woman is standing in a parliament holding a piece of paper and screaming .

media.tenor.com

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 4

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 3

You look like a middle aged couple accidentally wore similar color shirts and a downtown district community outreach staff is gently asking them are you sure you want to walk around the neighborhood at this hour?

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 3

You look like three San Francisco dads trying desperately to leave behind the all-white sneaker trend, otherwise wearing the exact same outfit they had on for the last five years

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 3

“wardrobe refresh” window at Macy’s, you don’t look like a wardrobe refresh. You look like the Boy Scouts mated with a public school where you’re not allowed to wear jeans

Macy’s window display in San Francisco union square feature 3 blandly-garbed mannequins with the photographer reflected in the glass.

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Mar 1

3 things will survive a nuclear apocalypse: VD, cockroaches, and those half-cloth half-plastic books people keep giving my kid

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Feb 28

thank god children’s books automatically renew because I just realized I missed all my #sfpl courtesy notices as my email is now flooded with substacks I doom-subscribed to

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Tilde Mouw @tildemouw.bsky.social · Feb 28

being a musician means that the one thing I’m sure of is that I’m not a Real Musician

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