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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 16h

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1594 #WordleHaiku

Cuts wood or metal
Turning, facing, drilling, sanding
Its a spinning LATHE

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 1d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1593

Night time driving now is shit
I don’t like it, not one bit
Modern cars make things unfair
With those headlights that just GLARE ! 😎

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 2d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1592

All too soon it’s Christmas
This year I’m far from ready
But the family I’ll be with
Are those who’ve kept me steady
We’ll eat a slap up meal
And try to keep things jolly
But one irrelevance
Is bits of prickly HOLLY

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 3d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1591 #WordleHaiku

Stinks disgustingly
A revolting aroma
That smell is FETID

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 4d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1590

A woman who lived in a dump
Was really a bit of a grump
Her life went downhill
Eating more than her fill
So she was unhappy and PLUMP

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 6d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1588

To the Garden Centre 🪴
To buy some bulbs and flowers 🌺
I don’t want to take the bus 🚎
As that will take me hours 🕰️
Filled my shopping trolley 🛒
And then phoned for an Uber 🚗
The driver even helped me out 😊
By unloading my TUBER 🌷

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 7d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1587

👿💀👹👽👺🎃🙀🦹🏽‍♀️🧙🏻‍♂️🧛🏿‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️
Not long now to Halloween 👻
Bags with sweets we fill 🍭
Stick a pumpkin near the door 🎃
We all know the DRILL 👍🏼

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 8d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1586

The smallest in the litter
Is often called a runt
Because something has happened
His growth has had a STUNT

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 9d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1585

Too much time spent on your phone?
Instas, Facebooks, TikToks
Why not try to cut it down?
With a screen time DETOX

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 10d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1584

Party season’s coming
Halloween then Crimbo!
Do something extreme
Why not try a LIMBO !

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 11d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1583

Today’s a short sad poem
Expressing how I feel
But since I lost my one true love
My life is not IDEAL

(Although I did solve this Wordle in two).

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 12d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1582

Little dreys for squirrels 🐿️
Bird’s nest for the raven 🐦‍⬛
Keep all creatures safe 🪺
And their home a HAVEN 🌳

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 13d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1581

Claiming he has ended wars
Warning of Tylenol dose
Putting his own interests first
We think Donald Trump is GROSS

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 14d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1580

China cats, wooden cats
Cats in works of art
I love every type of cat
They are close to my heart
Some of this stuff is real tatty
But I can’t resist - I’m so CATTY
🐱 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 🐱

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 15d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1579

At one time where I worked was fun
We started early before the sun
There were a few laughs during the day
Keeping tedium at bay
To find who fetched food on hoof
We often played a game of SPOOF

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 16d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1578

A different sort of group
It’s opened up to all
No minimum attendees
It might be in the hall
But at a normal meeting
You often need a quorum
So bring your friends along
To this event - a FORUM

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 17d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1577

Fluffy faces
Can be cool
Santa’s chin
Is white at Yule
Curly moustache
Can look weird
Lots of guys
Now have a BEARD

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 18d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1576

A word with two meanings
Depending on sound
Twisting or cutting
The answer is WOUND

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 20d

Judge "You are going to jail"
"I'm rich."
Judge "Why didn't you say before! We can't have you going to jail, nudge, nudge, wink, wink"

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 19d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay #Wordle1575

Halloween then Christmas comes
Lots of things you need
Presents, outings, pretty trees
Food for the big feed
Stick it on the credit card
Forget it gets paid back
Put your head down in the sand
While the bills all STACK

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 20d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1574

#Gaza
Cease fire should have started
(TRUMP has been a diva)
No more killing now
Just flip the ‘War Off’ LEVER

June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 21d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1573

The News Quiz is always good fun
I Sometimes catch up a bit tardy
But I always end with this thought-
‘Oh how I miss Jeremy HARDY ‘

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 22d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1572

A tricky Wordle guess today,
It took some time - Oh Boy!
Today’s tricky solution
It really did ANNOY 😠

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 23d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1571

In the 60’s things were cheap
And made of rubbish stuff
Sheets and shirts all shiny
All finished rather rough
Head off towards London
Past the great big pylon
Pretty soon you’d reach the shop
Known as Brentford NYLON

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June @tilbuj.bsky.social · 24d

#WordlePoem #PoemADay
#Wordle1570

#Taskmaster is fun to see
A favourite programme on TV
People have to work out stuff
Get it right and make us laugh
Clever folks who follow clues
With a talent to AMUSE

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