🐖🪩 Deck the Hamballs
@tikkikki.bsky.social
I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading.
Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is.
Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
Pinned
Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
I don’t know where my Christmas movie advent skeet has gone. It’s too far back now and I’m too lazy to look. Anyway, tonight’s movie is The Family Stone.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don’t know where my Christmas movie advent skeet has gone. It’s too far back now and I’m too lazy to look. Anyway, tonight’s movie is The Family Stone.
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If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (WBB)
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (WBB)
This game is embarrassing for Rutgers at home. Yikes.
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This game is embarrassing for Rutgers at home. Yikes.
Looks like Culver’s picked a side.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Looks like Culver’s picked a side.
Culvers doubled the snickers in my concrete and, I hate to say it but, it might be too much.
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Culvers doubled the snickers in my concrete and, I hate to say it but, it might be too much.
@sojuwarrior.bsky.social oh my gosh! I can’t believe I wasn’t following you before. I’m sorry!
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@sojuwarrior.bsky.social oh my gosh! I can’t believe I wasn’t following you before. I’m sorry!
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (MBB)
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER (MBB)
I think we all need to come to terms with a difficult truth: “When You Close Your Eyes” is a better Night Ranger song than “Sister Christian.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I think we all need to come to terms with a difficult truth: “When You Close Your Eyes” is a better Night Ranger song than “Sister Christian.”
Oh Carver, you beautiful bastard, never change your clock issues.
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh Carver, you beautiful bastard, never change your clock issues.
This game is embarrassing for Maryland. Yikes.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This game is embarrassing for Maryland. Yikes.
Every person who has designed parking lots in the last 20 or so years should be fired.
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Every person who has designed parking lots in the last 20 or so years should be fired.
If we could have loaded up the RAV4 with Coke Zero and trucked it home we would have, damn the gas mileage.
I think my biggest disappointment about the B1G fanfare is that Dr. Pepper isn’t giving free bottles away. At the women’s final four, if it were possible I think they would have given us a pallet of Coke Zero. I know if @tikkikki.bsky.social had a bigger bag, we would have walked away with 50 cans
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If we could have loaded up the RAV4 with Coke Zero and trucked it home we would have, damn the gas mileage.
Who is the absolute shit for brains who decided to wait until Saturday to return a pair of shoes*? This is worse than Costco.
*me, it was me, I’m the absolute shit for brains
*me, it was me, I’m the absolute shit for brains
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Who is the absolute shit for brains who decided to wait until Saturday to return a pair of shoes*? This is worse than Costco.
*me, it was me, I’m the absolute shit for brains
*me, it was me, I’m the absolute shit for brains
I’m shocked at the snow they still have on the ground. It’s not like we live in northern Iowa.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m shocked at the snow they still have on the ground. It’s not like we live in northern Iowa.
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
I like it when people trying to sell me something knock on my door like assholes so I know not to leave my office. However, I saw I had a package delivered and went to get it too soon and the people were across the street. Thankfully I was able to Homer Simpson into the bush it back into my house.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I like it when people trying to sell me something knock on my door like assholes so I know not to leave my office. However, I saw I had a package delivered and went to get it too soon and the people were across the street. Thankfully I was able to Homer Simpson into the bush it back into my house.
FTR, I told him he should tell the story behind the mantle yesterday. My dad is trying to steal my valor.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
FTR, I told him he should tell the story behind the mantle yesterday. My dad is trying to steal my valor.
It’s truly impressive (derogatory) that my bil has lived in KC his entire life (over 65 years) and does not know how to get anywhere. I needed him to pick me up at the car dealership and bring me home this morning and he took the most messed up way to get there. I don’t get it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s truly impressive (derogatory) that my bil has lived in KC his entire life (over 65 years) and does not know how to get anywhere. I needed him to pick me up at the car dealership and bring me home this morning and he took the most messed up way to get there. I don’t get it.
Or just watch one Iowa football game.
Whenever you're annoyed with Bluesky, click over to LinkedIn remember things can be much, much dumber.
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Or just watch one Iowa football game.
Fucking ONIONS. If I had three wishes one of them would be to eradicate onions from this earth. In fact, if I could, I would memory hole them so people forgot they ever existed. Celery is gross too.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fucking ONIONS. If I had three wishes one of them would be to eradicate onions from this earth. In fact, if I could, I would memory hole them so people forgot they ever existed. Celery is gross too.
I love when I’m shopping for something and I type what I want into google, let’s say “women’s fisherman sweater” and google is like
“nah, here’s maybe two of those and a whole bunch of stuff you didn’t ask for because actually finding what you want is too difficult now. And a couple rings.🤷♂️”
“nah, here’s maybe two of those and a whole bunch of stuff you didn’t ask for because actually finding what you want is too difficult now. And a couple rings.🤷♂️”
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I love when I’m shopping for something and I type what I want into google, let’s say “women’s fisherman sweater” and google is like
“nah, here’s maybe two of those and a whole bunch of stuff you didn’t ask for because actually finding what you want is too difficult now. And a couple rings.🤷♂️”
“nah, here’s maybe two of those and a whole bunch of stuff you didn’t ask for because actually finding what you want is too difficult now. And a couple rings.🤷♂️”
How is it only 3pm? This is bullshit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How is it only 3pm? This is bullshit.
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?