🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball
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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun. Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading. Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is. Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.
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Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.
I should clean my house today in case the guy doing my flooring comes early in the week but I also would much rather lay on the couch. Real Sophie’s choice.
I was just in Beckley, WV a little over two weeks ago. Hell yeah, Kendra, give ‘em hell!
Hero’s of the day - In a small town of Beckley, WV, Kendra Sullivan staged a one-woman No Kings protest. She was confronted, had the police called on her, but stood her ground. She was physically threatened. Police came more than once and protected her right to protest. This is how we do it.
I’m so very sorry to see this. Love to you and yours.
We said no fucken kings.
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
If I’m going to go to Paris I need to stop making frivolous purchases like Owala bottles (after the día de los muertos bottle of course) and eating out all the time. I should probably lose some weight too.
Haha. I almost asked if my mom wanted me to FaceTime it but their service is kinda spotty.
My dad couldn’t get Peacock to cast to the TV from his phone so when I called to check up on them I ended up doing play-by-play of the last like 2.45. Those two timeouts were killers.
No, it’s never fun. Except last week was fun.
Oh no, not yet. I need to think about it some more.
“Unhitch the trailer” that might be the most midwestern thing ever.
We have to go through this. I only say things like this to inspire them to win.
You know me better than to think I wouldn’t.
There’s plenty of time for Iowa to cock this up.
So I’m thinking February when no one goes and to Paris since I’ve never been.
Yeah, I’m watching my team lose to them right now.
I cannot believe we are going to lose this game.