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I probably blocked you on Twitter & will probably block you here. Sportscar and IndyCar posts aplenty here.
Out of the game and still better at motorsports rumors than your favorite media members.
Don't care about your newsletter, podcast, Patreon, etc.
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I don't know who some of y'all that follow me are, and that's pretty cool cause it means you have no idea what kind of horrible shit I'm gonna add to your timeline.

Hi. I like sportscar and IndyCar. My "content" is unhinged memes and everything else. You're free to mute or block me. Enjoy the ride!
So the $20 million purchase price of a permanent charter rumor came true, just a little late.

If you're the judge, you should absolutely be investigating whether you can issue penalties to everyone that just wasted everyone's time for 2 weeks.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ray Evernham still being relevant in 2026 is all the proof we need to know that this is the worst timeline
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What part of it was shocking????
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"When I was a kid, at least when you gave yourself brain damage it came with a scholarship to Florida State"

Fucking shit that was good, Lewis Black.
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"the baby got ahold of some bedsheets. There's a couple minutes of video missing, but it's a suicide"

Oh my God
Christmas critters, hell yeah!
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Christmas critters, hell yeah!
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Bass Pro is in NASCAR because Johnny Morris is buddies with half the field and ownership. They aren't in there because they "need" to be, no.

NASCAR doesn't "need" any single sponsor. Sponsors come and go literally all the time. NASCAR didn't end when UPS, Aflac, Mars, etc. left. Others will join.
NASCAR needs Bass Pro Shops way more than Bass Pro Shops needs NASCAR (if at all)
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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blatantly a violation of both the rules on Congress solely having the power to collect taxes, duties, excises, and so forth and also that such a new collection of federal revenue must originate as a bill in the House of Representatives, Madison wrote a bunch about it, the Constitution still matters?
Trump says the Gold Card proceeds will go "an account where we can do things positive for the country. Many billions of dollars"
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I just paid almost my car payment for 2 pairs of glasses. Jesus fuck
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
God forbid a man has hobbies
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So Under Armour got hacked?
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Corpo trivia has ruined bar trivia and I really fucking hate it.

Unrelated but if you have a 4 question trivia round, you should not have the same topic twice in a round. That's just lazy. Fuck you.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Texas is not electing a black woman to the US Senate over Paxton/Cornyn/Satan himself so this is a wild* choice.

* Still a better candidate than Allred but still
Democratic voters have said they want a fighter, and now they might have one in Jasmine Crockett, Elaine Godfrey wrote in July. She spoke with Crockett about testing out the coarse style of politics that the GOP has embraced.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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i'm not allowed to do drugs
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice.

Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Maybe it was "snubbed" because it was a bad movie?
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What a move to half-ass something as a competitor to the new RAV4, instead of just taking it on the chin for a year and then rolling out the proper 2027 model.
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just managed to circumcise my glasses, and if you're wondering how and or what, don't worry, I don't really have answers either.
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"On this day in 1945, the US declared war on Japan"

Oh, NPR, I know what you meant but that is not a good look to get THAT wrong
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Damn, everybody is turning down a chance to play the Birmingham Bowl.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wait, North Dakota State *lost* yesterday???
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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She's not even a sports medicine doctor, she graduated from the Medical College of Wisconsin (NOT the University of Wisconsin College of Medicine) but dropped out before doing her residency & then got a Ph.D, not an M.D., from the University of Copenhagen.
I want to stress here that Tracy Beth Høeg, new head of CDER—seen here being promoted by Children’s Health Defense, the anti-vax group Robert Kennedy Jr. founded—has zero expertise in vaccines.

She is a sports medicine doctor.
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
1) Indiana
2) Georgia
3) Texas Tech
4) Ohio State

5) Oregon
6) Ole Miss
7) Texas A&M
8) Oklahoma

9) Notre Dame
10) Miami
11) Tulane
12) James Madison (Duke would be *extra* funny IMO but even I can't do that)

Fuck a 3-loss team that lost to a 5-7 team. Oregon/JMU would be fun.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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yeah god let people die in car wrecks today so you could catch an interception
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM