The George Blanda of Tailgating
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Husband, Dad, (insert rule of 3 joke here) LSU, Saints, Pels, White Sox, Everton, & Austin FC. Dottie dropped the ball on purpose.
Me, an LSU fan, looking at Dan Lanning on Gameday.
a man is standing in a kitchen looking out of a hole in the wall .
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen looking out of a hole in the wall .
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November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me, an LSU fan, looking at Dan Lanning on Gameday.
Wait does the Oregon Duck mascot not have a name?
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wait does the Oregon Duck mascot not have a name?
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
Like Mike? Beavo? Albert? Bucky? Ralphie? Brutus? Sebastian? Aubie? Otto? Smokey? Sparty? Sparky? Fucking Testudo!!???!!!
Nothing?! No name?
If this was 20 years ago and I was pushing out content for whomever, I’d name that f-er!
On that special night when you pull handcuffs brand new out of the package and then she pulls out handcuffs with her initials on them.
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
On that special night when you pull handcuffs brand new out of the package and then she pulls out handcuffs with her initials on them.
I’ve never hooked up with a girlfriend’s sister but tomorrow I’m gonna stream the eff out of some games on YouTube.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’ve never hooked up with a girlfriend’s sister but tomorrow I’m gonna stream the eff out of some games on YouTube.
Usually losing to State gets a coach fired. But it was A&M. Haha take that Aggies, you’re just like State!!!!
Except State isn’t a fucking cult.
Except State isn’t a fucking cult.
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Usually losing to State gets a coach fired. But it was A&M. Haha take that Aggies, you’re just like State!!!!
Except State isn’t a fucking cult.
Except State isn’t a fucking cult.
LSU fans: I’d really like to see LSU mix it up today.
Blake baker being out coached
LSU fans: Wait….
Blake baker being out coached
LSU fans: Wait….
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
LSU fans: I’d really like to see LSU mix it up today.
Blake baker being out coached
LSU fans: Wait….
Blake baker being out coached
LSU fans: Wait….
Is there gonna be a 30 for 30 on all these blocked kicks and punts this year?
October 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Is there gonna be a 30 for 30 on all these blocked kicks and punts this year?
I’m almost 50 and don’t have a holiday named after me.
But then again I haven’t engaged in even one act of rape, genocide, or slaving.
But there’s still time.
But then again I haven’t engaged in even one act of rape, genocide, or slaving.
But there’s still time.
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m almost 50 and don’t have a holiday named after me.
But then again I haven’t engaged in even one act of rape, genocide, or slaving.
But there’s still time.
But then again I haven’t engaged in even one act of rape, genocide, or slaving.
But there’s still time.
If I were Penn st my first call would be to Cignetti. Also my second and third.
October 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If I were Penn st my first call would be to Cignetti. Also my second and third.
I’m no football coach but we should def try to not turn it over on the goal line for the 3rd time tonight.
October 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m no football coach but we should def try to not turn it over on the goal line for the 3rd time tonight.
More like the Dept of War Crimes amirite?!
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
More like the Dept of War Crimes amirite?!
Hey Chuck it’s your cousin, Harlem Berry!!….
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hey Chuck it’s your cousin, Harlem Berry!!….
See the thing about me is I think it’s maddening and beyond tragic when kids get massacred in places they should feel safe (or at all) AND I also don’t think political violence actually solves anything.
I don’t think either should be the cost of doing business or having rights etc.
I don’t think either should be the cost of doing business or having rights etc.
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
See the thing about me is I think it’s maddening and beyond tragic when kids get massacred in places they should feel safe (or at all) AND I also don’t think political violence actually solves anything.
I don’t think either should be the cost of doing business or having rights etc.
I don’t think either should be the cost of doing business or having rights etc.
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Imagine believing that, of all the latently queer customs of Texas A&M, a gender studies course was the one thing capable of turning you gay.
Texas A&M University System orders audit of all courses after gender identity lesson goes viral
Details: bit.ly/42jauQZ
Details: bit.ly/42jauQZ
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Imagine believing that, of all the latently queer customs of Texas A&M, a gender studies course was the one thing capable of turning you gay.
Man this game.
We can say things like
Coll fb is better than the NFL but really they’re both my children and they’re different but I love them both.
We can say things like
Coll fb is better than the NFL but really they’re both my children and they’re different but I love them both.
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Man this game.
We can say things like
Coll fb is better than the NFL but really they’re both my children and they’re different but I love them both.
We can say things like
Coll fb is better than the NFL but really they’re both my children and they’re different but I love them both.
Just realizing the new season of Peacemaker is using “OH Lord” by Foxy Shazam as the intro song.
Their self titled album which this song appears is def in my top 3 no skip albums of all time. Weird seeing/hearing it here. The Wigwam song from season 1 fits better tho.
Their self titled album which this song appears is def in my top 3 no skip albums of all time. Weird seeing/hearing it here. The Wigwam song from season 1 fits better tho.
August 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just realizing the new season of Peacemaker is using “OH Lord” by Foxy Shazam as the intro song.
Their self titled album which this song appears is def in my top 3 no skip albums of all time. Weird seeing/hearing it here. The Wigwam song from season 1 fits better tho.
Their self titled album which this song appears is def in my top 3 no skip albums of all time. Weird seeing/hearing it here. The Wigwam song from season 1 fits better tho.
Oh James Dobson died. Today wasn’t totally shitty then.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh James Dobson died. Today wasn’t totally shitty then.
Humpty’s verse on “Same song” playing in the car:
Me- That’s the same guy as the 1st guy.
My 14 yo daughter- why does he sound different?
Me: bc it’s two different personas, one is shock G the other is Humpty who is less serious.
Her- oh <looks at phone>
Me- nods as if I’m killing parenting rn
Me- That’s the same guy as the 1st guy.
My 14 yo daughter- why does he sound different?
Me: bc it’s two different personas, one is shock G the other is Humpty who is less serious.
Her- oh <looks at phone>
Me- nods as if I’m killing parenting rn
August 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Humpty’s verse on “Same song” playing in the car:
Me- That’s the same guy as the 1st guy.
My 14 yo daughter- why does he sound different?
Me: bc it’s two different personas, one is shock G the other is Humpty who is less serious.
Her- oh <looks at phone>
Me- nods as if I’m killing parenting rn
Me- That’s the same guy as the 1st guy.
My 14 yo daughter- why does he sound different?
Me: bc it’s two different personas, one is shock G the other is Humpty who is less serious.
Her- oh <looks at phone>
Me- nods as if I’m killing parenting rn
A couple of CFB 26 thoughts
1) the portal is crazy. In three years LSU went from Nuss to Arch to Lagway.
2) nothing against Fowler but Rece Davis is the better announcer for this game. He gets it.
3) Just like in ‘25 LSU plays a dickload of home games during the day.
1) the portal is crazy. In three years LSU went from Nuss to Arch to Lagway.
2) nothing against Fowler but Rece Davis is the better announcer for this game. He gets it.
3) Just like in ‘25 LSU plays a dickload of home games during the day.
July 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A couple of CFB 26 thoughts
1) the portal is crazy. In three years LSU went from Nuss to Arch to Lagway.
2) nothing against Fowler but Rece Davis is the better announcer for this game. He gets it.
3) Just like in ‘25 LSU plays a dickload of home games during the day.
1) the portal is crazy. In three years LSU went from Nuss to Arch to Lagway.
2) nothing against Fowler but Rece Davis is the better announcer for this game. He gets it.
3) Just like in ‘25 LSU plays a dickload of home games during the day.
Ive been playing RTG mostly since Monday. But just finished my first dynasty season. This portal is wild yall.
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Ive been playing RTG mostly since Monday. But just finished my first dynasty season. This portal is wild yall.
“If you guys could just stop arguing for two seconds I’ll tell you my demands. Stop talking over each other!! You know what just take him back you can have him- whoa is that Echire Butter-Basted Sous Vide Pork Chops with Fennel and Coriander??”
<Tina strangles kidnapper from behind w apron strings>
<Tina strangles kidnapper from behind w apron strings>
July 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“If you guys could just stop arguing for two seconds I’ll tell you my demands. Stop talking over each other!! You know what just take him back you can have him- whoa is that Echire Butter-Basted Sous Vide Pork Chops with Fennel and Coriander??”
<Tina strangles kidnapper from behind w apron strings>
<Tina strangles kidnapper from behind w apron strings>
It’s an hour and two min left but I mean who’s counting?
July 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s an hour and two min left but I mean who’s counting?
Dear Slap Ya Mama,
I have an exciting proposal for you…
I have an exciting proposal for you…
July 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dear Slap Ya Mama,
I have an exciting proposal for you…
I have an exciting proposal for you…
Watching 80’s videos. So Susanna Hoffs or Belinda Carlisle????
And don’t say Jane Wiedlin, you’re not that cool and neither am I.
And don’t say Jane Wiedlin, you’re not that cool and neither am I.
June 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Watching 80’s videos. So Susanna Hoffs or Belinda Carlisle????
And don’t say Jane Wiedlin, you’re not that cool and neither am I.
And don’t say Jane Wiedlin, you’re not that cool and neither am I.