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Tiger Bauer

@tigeroovy.bsky.social

280 followers 430 following 2K posts

39 He/Him I’m just a little guy trying to vibe. If you post A*I trash I will block your baby brained ass regardless of the message.

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 3h

an older man with a beard says mom it 's not real it 's a jib-jabb

ALT: an older man with a beard says mom it 's not real it 's a jib-jabb

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 7h

They’re hoping it will save their heads when the inevitable comes for the wealth class.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 7h

Make lots of money now and somehow escape with it all just before everything collapses and everybody below you deals with the fallout.

Surely that won’t end with angry mob death, well, maybe for someone but not for ME, the head of it all!

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 7h

It’s really just like a fast forwarded microcosm pocket version of capitalism except we all get to be fucked over by this one for real *while* already being fucked over by capitalism for decades.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 7h

a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?

ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 16h

Ah classic, the stuff you do when you “have a small team” even though it’s literally a billion dollar franchise at this point. Same reason why the animation is consistently lacking even in 3D.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 16h

Fattening up our tapeworms!

A childhood staple for sure.

Kids In The Hall - Fattening Up Our Tapeworms (correct sync)

YouTube video by MrCrapmatic

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Just watched Lost Boys again the other day and don’t even try to tell me that’s not made from the pov of a bottom. Just the oiled up Sax man alone.

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Got an email update for a job I applied for that said they’re taking down the posting but I’m still up for consideration so I could really use some of those good job getting vibes right now!

a cartoon of a man flying through the air with the words lend me your strength on the bottom

Alt: Goku from Dragon Ball Z floating in the air charging up a large ball of energy called the “Spirit Bomb” with the text “Lend me your strength” overlayed at the bottom of the image.

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Tbh they both seem like they’re for bottoms.

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Be the monkey’s paw you wanna see in the world.

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

You just know it’s a greying white guy typing this shit like a fuckin bestie ass teen girl.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Wish he were my dad tbh.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, it makes sense. You really etched it into your own mind by transcribing it yourself.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao I love Peter being all “good god please don’t tell my wife about this”

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah Powerline!

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Finished Silent Hill f the first time!

Cool game!

I guess some people are annoyed at content/context being hidden away in subsequent playthroughs but knowing that going in I don’t mind!

It didn’t take that long to beat so I’m going back in for more!

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao, already blocked by the “Trump Enablers” list.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

So what are the chances that this pope dies mysteriously before this happens?

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

Except now it’s an AI band I guess.

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

Got the real big brains at work over there these days, don’t they?

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

So how much were you paid to post this?

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

Position 4: It sucks and looks like shit!

Position 5: You have to be dumb and lazy to want use it and it’s making you even dumber and lazier than when you started!

Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

Did they really put that shit on a gaming handheld?

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Tiger Bauer @tigeroovy.bsky.social · 2d

It's completely ridiculous that this isn't already in schools. Like we need this shit more than we need CAPP* honestly.

*Career and personal planning, I dunno if it's called something else in the states.