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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 3d

1. Baker in Texas somewhere.
2. A racist in Utah somewhere.
3. Depressed guy who has turned a deep shad of purple from kratom.
4. A big fat guy. He's the coolest one.

Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · Aug 30

I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 4d

This is how I've felt for a long time with any of the frivolous spending in any entertainment industry.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 4d

Little cuties.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 5d

Such a good episode.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 6d

Ugh, good noise.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 7d

Do people not knot shoes this way?

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 8d

Powerful spirit.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 8d

The topokki is delicious too

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 9d

This is what you say before the giant sentient penis that is a woman crushes you.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10d

Michelada

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10d

Flaccid dick resting on top of big balls, call that a sleepy head.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 10d

"Would you go to parades or would you boycott any??" "Dawg, im fucking working, what are you talking about."

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 11d

Heard and understood.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 11d

Should I explain?

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 18d

It was my uncle's Playstation. The games were between that and og Rayman. No fucking way to get through that one without a memory card.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 18d

Only if the same lingerie is available. For both.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 18d

Maybe she's a little too story like, but Salami Rose Joe Louis is one of my favs.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 18d

I would play this without a memory card so much I could get through the paramite and scrab levels and a little further after. This might be my favorite game I've ever played.

Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 18d

ODDWORLD: ABE'S ODDYSEE

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19d

How does a company make 2.3b last year and its shares above a trillion.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19d

Guns are for shooting people who cut you off in traffic, not for tyranny.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19d

Love when my computer asks to use my location and I click no only to have it use my location.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 19d

Taking from the top 1% of cummers and distributing them to the 99%!

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 20d

Judges are "skeptical" about the medical consensus of conversion therapy. Im skeptical of their ability to eat my shit. At least that I can force feed them. You cant force somebody to stop being gay or trans.

TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 20d

Gonna need to prepare slop and a funnel for you.

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TickyTacky @tickytackyboi.bsky.social · 21d

Oh hey, the suit I use to keep away the bed bugs.

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