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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon

@thrashdragon.bsky.social

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18+ NSFW of a heavy metal 🤘 dragonkid! Here there be dragons, dinorawrs, Jurassic Park, Godzilla, kaiju, and ABDL content. 5(2) y.o. from Pittsdergh, PA. He/him/derg.

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 13h

You know how AI art has hints and tells that give it away if you know what you're looking for? Just noticed the same thing in a record with tones that gave it away. Read the description and sure enough it's AI generated. Sucks because it would otherwise kick ass if it was made by actual humans :(

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 15h

This is Tyke the Trike. He stupidvises me from his perch at work.

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Kelly McKernan is launching an oracle deck 10/31 🔮 @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 1d

Keep shaming every company you see using AI “art” to market themselves. Tell them it looks bad, shows they lack integrity, and tell them you don’t support stolen labor. Be relentless about it, remind them it’s unacceptable, get yourself blocked.

Why? IT WORKS. Shame em & take your money elsewhere.

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 16h

Brains are a funny thing. The more I hear stories like this, the more forgiving I get because some people just can't help it. It's literally not their fault; they didn't choose to have their perceptions betray them, that's neurology. That you helped people overcome that is a testament to your skill.

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 16h

If I could make an analogy, this feels like a secular version of "Let go and let God". I gained a lot of perspective that made my struggles a whole lot clearer. Just taking things one day at a time, doing what I can with what I have, making progress and sawdust.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 16h

This new mentality is working wonders. The way things are going, I should be full-shutdown panicking. Instead, I'm pretty even-keeled, no overwhelming sense of dread, hopelessness, or feeling like I'm under attack. The voices telling me I'm a failure, a burden, that I should harm myself, are quiet.

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 17h

Looks like this little dragon got his wings clipped for the foreseeable future. D'wagon (my van) is out of commission until brakes get fixed.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 18h

Observation.

My body forcing me to mess my diaper makes me less interested in wearing it.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 1d

Could be a blocklist, sometimes they create collateral damage.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 1d

As a third-generation Jersey derg, they have my sympathies.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, which of you is this?

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 1d

If the rapture occurs, will their gut biome go with them or will their be blobs of intestinal bacteria left behind?

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 1d

This makes sense.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 2d

Took a nice walk with some kind but upset people today.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 2d

Thousands of years from now, archeologists will look back in bafflement how an entire civilization was rescued from the brink of destruction by a frog.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 2d

If I had to guess, my follow list is about 60% bab*, 20% derg, 15% dino, the rest misc. A small portion of that is some form of crossover (littlescales).

*"Bab" being a general term, including non-little crinklefur accounts and community artists.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 2d

It does seem a bit contradictory, doesn't it?

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 3d

All of Scandinavia just owns on that front. I pretty much assume that any new (to me) power metal band will be Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, or Danish, in that order.

Honorable mention to Germany, just for Helloween/Gamma Ray alone.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 3d

Walking With Beasts/Dinosaurs?

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 3d

That is absolutely fucking unhinged. They don't need to touch grass, they need the whole lawn shoved up their asses. Sorry you're experiencing that.

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 3d

Relevant.

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 3d

Acupuncture lever: 10,000,000

How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 3d

Wait, seriously, or is this sarcastic?

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Crayons The Dragon⭐️🌈 @konoeikreations.bsky.social · 6d

💫A Spyro inspired dragon adopt! The first of many~ ❤️

Auction will be held on my new Telegram channel to keep things nice and tidy~

Auction ends Oct 17 at 10PM EST!~

Link: t.me/crayonsadopts

#spyrothedragon #spyro #adoptable

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How to Train Your Heavy Metal Dragon @thrashdragon.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck, Ace Frehley died :(

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