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Dawn

Dawn

@thoughtfloss.bsky.social

190 followers 150 following 310 posts

Exceedingly curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover of puns

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · May 25

A cozy bed
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · May 23

We #WentIntoTheForest. I came back out. I sure will miss him.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · May 17

Friday: Sunny and warm!
Saturday: Cold and rainy.

Repeat weekly.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 22

#WhenTheRobotChasedMe, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 21

If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 18

#ImSloppyWhen I eat pasta

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 18

How I feel when I hear the cats on the other side of the bedroom door at 5 a.m.

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 18

I have two LGBT+ children. Living in the U.S. feels like living in a hostile state.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 18

*colonoscopy, damnit

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 17

My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 16

#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe nothing but tennis elbow.

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 16

Is it me, or does Danny look JUST like TJ?

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 16

#YouDontHaveToUseYour powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 16

Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 15

#ItsSurprisingThat anyone thinks that things are going well.

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 15

#IWouldLikeToProtest the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 15

My cats think their house #IsInfestedWith humans!

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 12

I signed out when Musk interviewed Trump on X. Haven't been back since.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 11

Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make.

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 11

Beautiful!

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 10

There's a town near me called Derry. When we go through, I open the windows and tell the kids to smell the, umm, "Derry air." They don't think I'm funny. 😛

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 10

To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman." #IsTheDifferenceBetween
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 10

#GMTcouldAlsoStandFor

Great. More trouble.

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Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 9

Great shoes. Sounds like big shoes to fill, as well. 🫂

Dawn @thoughtfloss.bsky.social · Mar 9

#GetOverItOr not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.

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