Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
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PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off. They used to call it a jump-o-line before I got on it. OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)

I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
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😂😂😂 do I need to fix that?
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I love your priorities (same as mine 😅😅)
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Oops 😜😜😜😜😈
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His name is Pastor (it’s Portuguese for shepherd). He was my grandparents’ dog. He’s very snuggly
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I missed hump day, but I promise it was for a good reason! I brought home this baby!!!
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But I just left 😭😭
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I’m beat 😮‍💨😴😴
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That’s so cute. I love it!
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Jock for comfort, or thong for sexy. Depending on the vibe you’re going for. I would vote thong 😈😘
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Goodbye Seattle! I had a wonderful time being in you. This sleepy baby is headed back down. I hope to see you again soon! Thank you to everyone I met and got to hang out with this weekend. The vibes were immaculate!
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It was great meeting you guys!!!
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I just got the most mind-blowing massage from @seamalemassage.bsky.social. I can’t wait to watch it later 😜😘
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If you’re going to CC’s tonight let me know when you go. I’m not sure when I’ll get there
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Im not a tease, I just play one on bluesky
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If someone finds or makes a queer enough "magento was right" cropped/mesh shirt, I need it expeditiously please and ty xoxo
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When you search a Marvel shirt they've all got a big nerd aesthetic. To work right, this shirt would need to be loudly queer. Cropped and/or mesh and/or rainbow.
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i need a 'magneto was right' t-shirt but i can never find one satisfying enough
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Come to naked night! 😘
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I can’t wait to respect them in person tonight!
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Can I feel you? 👀👀🥵