Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
PNW. Queer. Perpetually horny
I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.
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I’m a cosmic entity that likes to show off.
OF: onlyfans.com/thotinwaiting
Take my quiz: https://uquiz.com/WuBPZx
Ask me stuff: https://ngl.link/thotinwaiting
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Zach
@thotinwaiting.bsky.social
· Dec 1
I’ve gotten a bunch of new followers today and figured I’d do a long (I’m incapable of brevity) about me thread (feat. ass)
I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
I’m Zach. I’m 33 and live in Oregon. I live a dual life as a big ol’ slut and a wholesome boy. In addition to being vers, my interests include fantasy writing, 1/
I wanna do an interview podcast called the couch and I interview fun guys from the internet while I fuck them on my extremely comfortable couch. Anyone wanna produce this?
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I wanna do an interview podcast called the couch and I interview fun guys from the internet while I fuck them on my extremely comfortable couch. Anyone wanna produce this?
Good morning bluesky babes
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Good morning bluesky babes
I am sustained by friendship and joy?
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am sustained by friendship and joy?
So I’m trying to do some shopping and I’m mostly looking at manufacturer’s websites and stuff. And I was taking a peek at some things I want but can’t justify buying myself and the laptop I want is only $600 instead of $1100. Which is still too expensive but feels like too good a deal to pass up 😭😭.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So I’m trying to do some shopping and I’m mostly looking at manufacturer’s websites and stuff. And I was taking a peek at some things I want but can’t justify buying myself and the laptop I want is only $600 instead of $1100. Which is still too expensive but feels like too good a deal to pass up 😭😭.
Someone sent me this randomly😅😅.
And yes, not frequently but I’ve been a few times
And yes, not frequently but I’ve been a few times
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Someone sent me this randomly😅😅.
And yes, not frequently but I’ve been a few times
And yes, not frequently but I’ve been a few times
How my day is going! 😘
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How my day is going! 😘
Okay guys. My dick is feeling a little weird 🥴. Can one of you come test it out😈 ? I need someone to tell me if it feels good🤤, or if I should get a second opinion 😜
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay guys. My dick is feeling a little weird 🥴. Can one of you come test it out😈 ? I need someone to tell me if it feels good🤤, or if I should get a second opinion 😜
Is there a website that tells you who your most mutual mutuals are. Or a list of the people you don’t follow but a lot of your mutuals do?
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is there a website that tells you who your most mutual mutuals are. Or a list of the people you don’t follow but a lot of your mutuals do?
I’m feeling nefarious 😈😈😅
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m feeling nefarious 😈😈😅
My husband just gave me permission to get a sex-husband. 👀👀👀
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My husband just gave me permission to get a sex-husband. 👀👀👀
I’m an equal opportunity thought criminal 🤡🤠🤯😘🏳️🌈
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’m an equal opportunity thought criminal 🤡🤠🤯😘🏳️🌈
Anyone else end their day by getting high and watching family feud from a different country (Portugal in my case)?
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Anyone else end their day by getting high and watching family feud from a different country (Portugal in my case)?
Anyone wanna buy me things 😅😅 I miss having a sugar daddy and became accustomed to the lifestyle 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😅😅
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Anyone wanna buy me things 😅😅 I miss having a sugar daddy and became accustomed to the lifestyle 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😅😅
Is there a term for being hyperbolic where you know the thing you are “hype”-ing isn’t as important as your are emphasizing, but it is still very important even though downplayed in reality?
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is there a term for being hyperbolic where you know the thing you are “hype”-ing isn’t as important as your are emphasizing, but it is still very important even though downplayed in reality?
How to seduce many beautiful men
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How to seduce many beautiful men
Anyone know what day it is?
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Anyone know what day it is?
Does anyone want to hang out? We could get snacks, play games, watch a fun movie or show. I could top you mercilessly for hours. It would be a fun time!
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Does anyone want to hang out? We could get snacks, play games, watch a fun movie or show. I could top you mercilessly for hours. It would be a fun time!
Anyone wanna be my roommate? Looking to rent out a room in my house 😅😅😅
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Anyone wanna be my roommate? Looking to rent out a room in my house 😅😅😅
Should I make a main? Like an alt, but just my non-horny thoughts (still probably pretty horny, but in a not sexy way)?
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Should I make a main? Like an alt, but just my non-horny thoughts (still probably pretty horny, but in a not sexy way)?
Does anyone want to give me infinite money to pursue a perfect life? If you were looking for an opportunity this is it. I have many ideas and would love the funding 😜😜😅😅😅
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Does anyone want to give me infinite money to pursue a perfect life? If you were looking for an opportunity this is it. I have many ideas and would love the funding 😜😜😅😅😅
Who knew #toweltuesday could be so fun?
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who knew #toweltuesday could be so fun?
PSA: I wanna see your dick.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
PSA: I wanna see your dick.