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William
@thisiswilliam.bsky.social
pretty normal guy, I reckon
Ugh they're so cute
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The newest character in our house is "Slam Body Jack". She's like Regular Jack, but she will surprise Body Slam you.
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How is there more??? Why does it matter if the name isn't a pseudonym????? What the FUCK is a Family Core?????????
It's just so fucking good ๐Ÿ˜ญ
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's just so fucking good ๐Ÿ˜ญ
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I fully support this, I literally can't live without one. I've had a dog in my home every year of my life except for my freshman year of college, and they're just irreplaceable, imo.
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me, at the tree lighting event by the library, admiring the giant snow flake ornamentation.

Jack: "Coniferous Tree have a white asterisks on it!"

Me: "you're exactly right, dear"

Omg I'm turning her into a weirdo already ๐Ÿ˜ญ
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I miss playing D&D so much. I haven't done any roleplaying in years and I would do some rash things to be a part of a persistent campaign again.
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It was cute at first but my daughter genuinely does seem to just love fire...
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don't get me wrong, it's not uninteresting, but like, I haven't ever read a book before that is just not at all what the synopsis claims it to be.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Curious phenomenon: this book I'm reading is titled a "history of clothing" and it's just.... Not that? The last 10% of the book I've gone through is all about union busting and toxic chemical use.

This isn't a history of *clothing*, it's a history of industrial textile production....
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Elation at my daughter figuring out how to blow her nose immediately gives way to distress that her new favorite toy appears to be "tissues covered in mucus"
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"a tremendous increase in mass produced fashion in the 1930s allowed Americans an avenue for uniformity in style and appearance. Thus, consumerism became synonymous with patriotism."

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November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"in 1913 the average women's dresses took 19 yards of fabric. By 1928 the average dress took less than 7. Manufacturers understood that encouraging styles that took less fabric meant goods that were less expensive to produce"

Unsurprising but still interesting
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Quiet post Thanksgiving morning ๐Ÿฅฐ
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I told Jack that today was a holiday and now she thinks we're going to go Trick-Or-Treating tonight...
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
BOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me, reviewing my teammate's new feature, after taking psychic damage all week from working for a huge social media company: "This code isn't very... Disco"
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The trailer featuring a scathingly hot beetle woman with 100k up votes and 100k down votes
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Manager: "William, can I ask you a personal question? When you were traveling for NHO, I thought you submitted duplicate expense reports... But you just ate at the same place and ordered the same meal 5 days in a row? Why??"

It's called autism, Tommy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was yesterday years old when I learned I, apparently, don't know what a back handed compliment is.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Flawless. No notes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
PNW Skies are fun
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Like seriously...
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM