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18th Annual Gaza Winter Walk 2025/26 | Muslim Hands
Support Collette Commodore to raise £5,000.00 for 18th Annual Gaza Winter Walk 2025/26 with Muslim Hands.
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Hello my loves! Once again I am taking part in the 18th Annual Gaza Winter Walk to raise money for Muslim Hands. Please donate if you can and share this link! Thank you so much fundraise.muslimhands.org.uk/18th-annual-...
I’ve decided to start shit in the early hours of this morning but I don’t care. There are members of both these bands that are vile, disgusting people and I will call it out.
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve decided to start shit in the early hours of this morning but I don’t care. There are members of both these bands that are vile, disgusting people and I will call it out.
I’m only excited to go to work tomorrow so I can listen to this album multiple times on my way there open.spotify.com/album/6BePp3...
Music Is Invisible
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December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m only excited to go to work tomorrow so I can listen to this album multiple times on my way there open.spotify.com/album/6BePp3...
I already knew my sister was dumb idiot asshole but she said she hated Sinners. She watched the Juke Joint Scene and thought “this is shit.” This is also the idiot that decided to be a police officer so idk you guys. She fucking sucks.
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I already knew my sister was dumb idiot asshole but she said she hated Sinners. She watched the Juke Joint Scene and thought “this is shit.” This is also the idiot that decided to be a police officer so idk you guys. She fucking sucks.
I’m watching the D*ddy documentary and I was feeling so angry and upset at the first episode and then I see 50 Cent is the executive producer. God I wish to be as petty and stubborn as this man.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m watching the D*ddy documentary and I was feeling so angry and upset at the first episode and then I see 50 Cent is the executive producer. God I wish to be as petty and stubborn as this man.
Why do the women in my family always very strong opinions on me refusing to wear bras?? They’re my tits, I’ll do whatever I want with them.
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why do the women in my family always very strong opinions on me refusing to wear bras?? They’re my tits, I’ll do whatever I want with them.
Krystal Versace basically doing blackface and then doing a video with James Charles??? Girl pack it up. Shut down that YouTube account now 💀
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Krystal Versace basically doing blackface and then doing a video with James Charles??? Girl pack it up. Shut down that YouTube account now 💀
I love how when I got to the Chinese takeaway on my road I just hear loud yelling in Chinese with COLLY sprinkled in there 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love how when I got to the Chinese takeaway on my road I just hear loud yelling in Chinese with COLLY sprinkled in there 🥹
What the fuck is this rain??? Pls give it a rest 💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What the fuck is this rain??? Pls give it a rest 💀
I’m only 3 years younger than Amy Poehler was when she was in Mean Girls
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m only 3 years younger than Amy Poehler was when she was in Mean Girls
Uhhhhhh so I went to pick up a package and when I got home it started pissing down. My timing is impeccable.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Uhhhhhh so I went to pick up a package and when I got home it started pissing down. My timing is impeccable.
I don’t even like GMM that much I just can’t be bothered to turn off their videos 💀💀
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I don’t even like GMM that much I just can’t be bothered to turn off their videos 💀💀
I need the Lexington to be so fucking for real. What the fuck is this stamp situation??? It got on my new top! ☹️
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I need the Lexington to be so fucking for real. What the fuck is this stamp situation??? It got on my new top! ☹️
Trance music was my first love when it comes to electronic music so to have one of my favourite producers come out with a trance album in 2025 is incredibly special to me. Pls check it out!! open.spotify.com/album/6BePp3...
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December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trance music was my first love when it comes to electronic music so to have one of my favourite producers come out with a trance album in 2025 is incredibly special to me. Pls check it out!! open.spotify.com/album/6BePp3...
*very FEW drinks. Three pints and a shot is nothing to me. I have an iron liver 🫡
Totally forgot about the Christmas party I was going to tonight and I’ve had very drinks and my uber driver is like UR NOT GONNA VOMIT ARE YOU???? Sir I’ve had three pints and a shot. Ur Toyota Prius is safe.
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*very FEW drinks. Three pints and a shot is nothing to me. I have an iron liver 🫡
How do i politely tell my manager to stop playing that one Lily Allen song before i rip my eardrums out???
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How do i politely tell my manager to stop playing that one Lily Allen song before i rip my eardrums out???
Totally forgot about the Christmas party I was going to tonight and I’ve had very drinks and my uber driver is like UR NOT GONNA VOMIT ARE YOU???? Sir I’ve had three pints and a shot. Ur Toyota Prius is safe.
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Totally forgot about the Christmas party I was going to tonight and I’ve had very drinks and my uber driver is like UR NOT GONNA VOMIT ARE YOU???? Sir I’ve had three pints and a shot. Ur Toyota Prius is safe.
My manager asked me to set up a printer and I’ve never had to do this. Why is this so difficult?? Why do we even need a printer??? I’m about to crash out.
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My manager asked me to set up a printer and I’ve never had to do this. Why is this so difficult?? Why do we even need a printer??? I’m about to crash out.
My sister dropped off my niece cause she’s going back to work and it was really emotional wahhhhhhhhh
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
My sister dropped off my niece cause she’s going back to work and it was really emotional wahhhhhhhhh
This is literally me and my mans
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is literally me and my mans
Finally got myself some hmj merch. Enjoy my money babes @halfmoonjoe.com xoxox
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Finally got myself some hmj merch. Enjoy my money babes @halfmoonjoe.com xoxox
Every time my mum asks me about when I’m working she’s always like “why are you working tomorrow but then not the next day??” I literally don’t make the rota. I just show up and do my damn job leave me alone!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Every time my mum asks me about when I’m working she’s always like “why are you working tomorrow but then not the next day??” I literally don’t make the rota. I just show up and do my damn job leave me alone!!!!!
Don’t piss me off
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don’t piss me off
I need my parents to understand that we are poor people and I can’t fucking breathe. Turn the damn heating DOWN 😭😭😭
a cartoon of a woman in a pink dress saying " i 'm sweating like a sinner in church "
ALT: a cartoon of a woman in a pink dress saying " i 'm sweating like a sinner in church "
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December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I need my parents to understand that we are poor people and I can’t fucking breathe. Turn the damn heating DOWN 😭😭😭
I was gonna go out tonight but the idea of going outside makes me want to throw up
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I was gonna go out tonight but the idea of going outside makes me want to throw up