kalliste :3
@thirankills.bsky.social
KAL!! he/him, 24
chronically ill guy // danmei anime& secret third thing // SVSSS main // nsfw rts and cat photos // MINORS DNI // 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼 only //
chronically ill guy // danmei anime& secret third thing // SVSSS main // nsfw rts and cat photos // MINORS DNI // 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓼 only //
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December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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FREELANCER TIP: THE 25% RULE!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
Just calculated how much I will have to pay in self-employment taxes since I've never been a contract employee before and
Oh my god?????
This is awful?????
The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
Oh my god?????
This is awful?????
The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
FREELANCER TIP: THE 25% RULE!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
when. WHEN! will ppl stop asking if im going back to university NO!! IM POOR AND ILL
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
when. WHEN! will ppl stop asking if im going back to university NO!! IM POOR AND ILL
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lets play truth or dare
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
lets play truth or dare
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Wake up babes!! We got more baihe over at yiggybean!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wake up babes!! We got more baihe over at yiggybean!!
not like it was for anything important. jsut my spine or whatever
canceling the mri bc i feel way better and i can’t get that day off work .also i hate mri !!
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
not like it was for anything important. jsut my spine or whatever
canceling the mri bc i feel way better and i can’t get that day off work .also i hate mri !!
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
canceling the mri bc i feel way better and i can’t get that day off work .also i hate mri !!
i left last years’s pecans in a bowl on the front porch and tonight there was a possum !! i hope she enjoyed her snack :3
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i left last years’s pecans in a bowl on the front porch and tonight there was a possum !! i hope she enjoyed her snack :3
i need another mri FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i need another mri FUCK
they gave me some really painful injections and xrayed my spine i wanna go home
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
they gave me some really painful injections and xrayed my spine i wanna go home
im supposed to made a casserole tonight ugh
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
im supposed to made a casserole tonight ugh
taking myself to urgent are lol
im worried my spine pain is getting worse :/ im stuck in bed rn bc trying to roll over is incredibly painful and makes my lags go numb
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
taking myself to urgent are lol
its come to my attention that the middle school cafeteria having a lemon pepper option on chicken day was not normal…
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
its come to my attention that the middle school cafeteria having a lemon pepper option on chicken day was not normal…
im worried my spine pain is getting worse :/ im stuck in bed rn bc trying to roll over is incredibly painful and makes my lags go numb
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
im worried my spine pain is getting worse :/ im stuck in bed rn bc trying to roll over is incredibly painful and makes my lags go numb
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The Iconoclasm
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Iconoclasm
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on my hands and knees trying to arch my back rn and i feel silly. what if your spine is messed up and a medical professional tells you the physical therapy is to present like a fucking omega
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
on my hands and knees trying to arch my back rn and i feel silly. what if your spine is messed up and a medical professional tells you the physical therapy is to present like a fucking omega
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service top getting head scritchies during sex and being embarrassed about how blatantly they whimper about it
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
service top getting head scritchies during sex and being embarrassed about how blatantly they whimper about it
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another tissue box to represent once again that kyouji will be going home and jacking it raw thinking about satomi treating him with disinterested disgust.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
another tissue box to represent once again that kyouji will be going home and jacking it raw thinking about satomi treating him with disinterested disgust.
a wild turkey is more intimidating than a bald eagle. it should have been our national bird even if it is delicious
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
a wild turkey is more intimidating than a bald eagle. it should have been our national bird even if it is delicious
“why do you like the dentist” god forbid a man enjoys having older women’s fingers in his mouth
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“why do you like the dentist” god forbid a man enjoys having older women’s fingers in his mouth
erm… if i do have me/cfs am i just fucked? permanently?
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
erm… if i do have me/cfs am i just fucked? permanently?
finally finished vampire knight after six years. my takeaway: cross kaien wont be a single father once i get my hands on him
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
finally finished vampire knight after six years. my takeaway: cross kaien wont be a single father once i get my hands on him
i feel like im being boiled in oil (my father has no interest in conserving the 1919 original oil painting he inherited from his grandparents and its begun to flake)
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i feel like im being boiled in oil (my father has no interest in conserving the 1919 original oil painting he inherited from his grandparents and its begun to flake)