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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 1h

The administration: And there were many arrests.”
Anchor: Sir, you arrested a penis.”

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 3h

Looks to me like he did a JATO and was so scared by the g-forces that he shit his pants.

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 3h

But the bowing and bending the knee part is totally accurate.

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 4h

When the winds change I’d like to see DHS eliminated and ICE disbanded. Replace it with laws and resources more aligned to the threat(s).
I’d also like to see immigration reform, a DACA citizenship path, more immigration judges to clear the backlog. But I’m probably being delusional.

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 7h

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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🐸 Helen Kennedy 🐸 @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 13h

It’s going to take ages to pay all these people

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 15h

No, he’s taking jobs mostly from other immigrants - from Cuba, Venezuela, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, Columbia,
😝😂😝

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 15h

What?
Why?
Because?

a painting of a person with their hands on their face

ALT: a painting of a person with their hands on their face

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 15h

Good grief there’s a lot of typos in my posts today. And for the record, honest to gawd, all of them are from autocorrect.
😝😂😝

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 15h

Three HR! In a playoff game!!! Each one of them a rocket blast.
10 Ks as a pitcher.
I’m kind of disappointed there weren’t a few stolen bases in there somewhere.

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 16h

No photo of those GOP racists that I’ve seen looks like any of them ever missed a meal. Not that I want to body shame anyone. It’s just a FWIW personal observation.

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 16h

Where can I order a crown of thorns for this king wannabe guy? Etsy? Insta? TicTok?
(Not Amazon. I’m boycotting that MF’s businesses.)

a man wearing a crown sits on a throne

ALT: a man wearing a crown sits on a throne

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

He’s just waiting to announce it when there’s some calamity they can use as camouflage.
Like the shooting of some No Kings participants perhaps.

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

Don’t get me started on running sandals. What a bizarre and stupid concept. And I’ve seen a lot of stupid concepts in my years.
As for toenails, yes but there’s a limit to how much toenail you can do without. Unless you’re talking about football, football boots, and black toenails. 😝

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

But can he pitch?

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

Ohtani just keeps smashing things. Mostly MLB records! He was freaking awesome today.

NPR @npr.org · 22h

Shohei Ohtani propelled the Los Angeles Dodgers back to the World Series with a two-way performance for the ages. n.pr/43hFotw

Shohei Ohtani hits 3 homers and strikes out 10 in Dodgers' clinching 5-1 NLCS win over Brewers

Shohei Ohtani propelled the Los Angeles Dodgers back to the World Series with a two-way performance for the ages.

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

Posted without further comment

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve got a bit of experience in footwear product engineering and I think a better vamp lining, a thermoplastic reinforcement, a proper toe box, or a different yarn and knitting pattern could solve the problem. But what do I know?

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

I looked at every brand at SuperSport today. Including some Altra and some On. They are still knitted uppers. I see very little difference structurally. (I didn’t pull out my kit to do a tear down. 😝) 1/2

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 17h

And just to be clear, for the edification of the local audience, by no kings we are talking specifically about Donald Trump and the United States of America.

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 18h

“A great I justice was corrected.”
What I justice? That he got caught?

The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 18h

My running days are over, at least for now. Meanwhile, I’m sick and tired of buying flyknit shoes and having my toe poke a hole in the upper after six months of strictly casual wear.
I’m looking at you, #Nike #Pegasus

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 18h

Go for it, my compatriots! Good luck and be safe.

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 1d

Which is basically admitting that you watch porn.

a man covering another man 's eyes with the words " don t look at that "

ALT: a man covering another man 's eyes with the words " don t look at that "

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The Thin Man @thinman.bsky.social · 1d

Who’s setting these accounts up? Aren’t they all in furlough or fired? I can’t imagine this activity is “essential”. 😏

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