TheUnrealInsomniac
@theunrealinsomniac.bsky.social
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Writer, Gamer, Comic Reader, all around nerd. Multishipper but mostly NaruSaku writer.
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Hey guys! Chapter Four of Mrs Uzumaki, my #NaruSaku FakeMarried!Canon!AU! just released.

Go read it!

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/672237...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14487750/4...
And now we're on Chapter 3 of Mrs Uzumaki, my #NaruSaku Fake Married Canon!AU!

Go read it!

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/672237...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14487750/1...
Hi guys! I've just posted my second chapter of Mrs Uzumaki!

More #NaruSaku goodness!

I hope you enjoy it.

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/672237...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14487750/2...
Hey guys! I forgot to share this here, but here we go!

Chapter 1 of my new #NaruSaku fic, Mrs Uzumaki! Please let me know what you think!

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/672237...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14487750/1...
Hey NaruSaku! I posted the first chapter of my new collection for my Wedding!AU verse! It's also for the SakuraWeek2025 over on Twitter!

Enjoy!

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/640731...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14452821/1...
And I imagine your dead dad would rather you didn’t fuck the planet cos you don’t wanna go to a therapist either
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ao3 is an archival website, not a social media platform. that's why it doesn't have things like a dislike button and an algorithm. i hope this helps ❤️
Honestly they should just have to wear a badge saying they’re too scared to try so they stole.
It really does just cycle back around to these people wanting to be nasty to authors on the one site where it’s not super easy to be so.
Well I told you I wasn't stopping with the #NaruSaku goodness in 2025.

Lookit:

Chapter 2 of A Tumble In Konoha's Sheets!

Read it here:

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/549428...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14343389/2...
How dare the archive only allow positivity and ways to make it easier to find something again.

These people are exhausting and I don't know how you do it.
Maybe if they stopped looking at it, or the scantily clad people in videos their FYP would be less X rated idk
Just in case you were worried NaruSaku friends …

I will still be writing them yearn for and fuck each other in this year 2025.

Not yet but soon.
Also BlueSky has put a warning on this ... it isn't warranted, Pumii don't do like that lol.
And last, but certainly not least, we have some truly stunning art for my #NaruSaku Wedding!AU from Datte-bae over on Tumblr and Twitter!

If she's on here let me know and I'll tag her properly.

And that's it for now! Art of my work is always immensely flattering so if you're tempted ... do it!
And not to leave out my guy @vordark.bsky.social

These are the spectacular arts he did for chapters 1-3 of my #NaruSaku Wedding!AU!

Slight spoilers for Chapter 3 I think lol.
More @pumiih.bsky.social art for my #NaruSaku Wedding!AU!

I forget which chapter it is but I honestly adored it so much it's my profile pic on FFNet to this day.
And as we're talking #NaruSaku Wedding!AU ... let's share some more art by some wonderful people.

First we have a comic strip @pumiih.bsky.social did to mark the final chapter release, you've seen the other art before. She had to censor it for insta.

This is also a huge spoiler for chapter 9!
Day 7 of links. I was busy.

It's time for An Entirely Romantic Honeymoon Period!

The direct sequel of the #NaruSaku wedding!AU. It follows on literally the next day and onwards. No spoilers but it's very smutty.

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/447817...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14194140/1...
Chapter 34 of A Tumble In Konoha just dropped gang! More #NaruSaku goodness!

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/268783...

FFN - fanfiction.net/s/14020959/3...

It's also almost certainly my last story of the year, so I'll see you all in 2025!

More links for my other fics will continue tomorrow.
Day 6 of links!

It's another modern!AU #NaruSaku smut fic. This is a multi chapter one though:

Shooting Her Shot!

The general plot is NaruSaku are roommates and Sakura makes a very, very bold move on Naruto.

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/354116...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14020948/1...
I'm living for the day get to ask a racist in mid immigrant rant what their problem with me, a white, British immigrant to the US, is.

And watch them squirm.
Day 5 of links!

This time we're going for Romancing His Wife (First Thing In The Morning)!

It's a Modern!AU of #NaruSaku on their wedding anniversary. It's basically just straight smut, but it's *good* smut lol.

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/38545554

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14071208/1...
Day 4 of posting links!

This time we're gonna go with the NSFW version of A Tumble In Konoha.

It's called A Tumble In Konoha's Sheets.

Witty, I know.

It's only got #NaruSaku so far, but that will change.

Ao3 - archiveofourown.org/works/549428...

FFN - www.fanfiction.net/s/14343389/1...