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shelby

@thetrueshelby.bsky.social

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socially awkward procrastinating perfectionist in recovery 🤓 genX resister 💃🏼 snarky bitch

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 12

Hey, Arkansas 👋🏼 I made this real quick and i know i left out some folks. Also, im having a hard time finding everyone. So drop your @ below and I will add you to the list 🔽 go.bsky.app/Qc7m9TA

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Apr 1

Where’s a giant mouse when you need one?

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Apr 1

When Herpes visits the White House.

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Apr 1

We will not go back. Fuck all that bullshit. Get ready to burn all the motherfucking things to the ground.
#HandsOffHerVote #SAVEAct

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Apr 1

I think it’s time y’all.

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Apr 1

Fuck that orange motherfucker. Shits about to go down if he tries to take our votes away.

Y’all have been warned 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
#HandsOffHerVote

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 12

Hmmm 💙💙💙 Arkansas under Fuckabee drains my peace.

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Mycroft Holmes @mycroftholmes62.bsky.social · Mar 30

Gday Shelby🔥

a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine

ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine

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Hogs By 90 @hogsby90.bsky.social · Mar 31

a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''

ALT: a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''

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Chris Jones @jonesforar.bsky.social · Mar 31

😬

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

www.npr.org/2025/03/27/n...

Trump team revokes $11 billion in funding for addiction, mental health care

The Trump administration says it hopes to save $11.4 billion by freezing and revoking COVID-era grants. Addiction experts say clawing back the federal funding is risky and could put patients at risk.

www.npr.org

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

What the fucking fuck?

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

Nothing like reminding constituents of your shady spending in your re-election ad.

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Lunesta Fizzlebach @lunestafizzlebach.bsky.social · Mar 30

She really is like her disgusting father. Didn’t he lose a bunch of weight while governor? She’ll gain it back and will be even bigger.

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Sir Chumlee @chummychumlee.bsky.social · Mar 30

Hotter messes.

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her lap .

ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her lap .

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Cöyöte thee Original Rat Bastard @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social · Mar 30

@thetrueshelby.bsky.social , please tell me he's not related to them.

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 12

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

a black and white photo of a woman blowing a kiss through a window .

ALT: a black and white photo of a woman blowing a kiss through a window .

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🌴🐰Untamed Bunny 🐰 🌴 @bunny.sheshed.rocks · Mar 30

Shelby, I’ve missed you! No idea how I missed this awesome starter pack, but thank you so much for including me, Sister. 🥰💙🐰

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

What’s happening over here y’all? I haven’t been here in a bit.

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shelby @thetrueshelby.bsky.social · Mar 30

cOnSeRvAtiVe wOmeN aRe hOtTeR

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Chris Jones @jonesforar.bsky.social · Mar 27

Serious question:
Who does a Tele(phone) Town Hall in the year 2025?🤔

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Mar 30

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a!v¡n @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · Mar 30

7 1/2 inches of rain?

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