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TheSueFunke

TheSueFunke

@thesuefunke.bsky.social

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Standup Comedian that works in Organic Social Media Strategy and Video Production who spends probably too much time with her dog, Tina Turner.

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Sep 13

Canadians:
You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray.

My knee-jerk response:
Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Sep 12

When you get to the point of ordering a fluorescent green drink, it’s time to get out of the Calgary karaoke club.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Sep 1

Dexter: Resurrection is just so freakin good, they really redeemed themselves. This is like height of Dexter greatness.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 29

Watching tonight’s OC was such a high. I seriously feel like I took a straight hit of @bravotvshows.bsky.social #RHOC

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 15

Have we all already realized that the beginning of “psycho killer” kinda sounds like the opening chords of Fraggle Rock?

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 8

Got mansplained that comedians don’t put out albums that’s something musicians do.
I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 7

AI help emails never comprehend what I’m asking, what needs to be done, and takes three times the amount of time it used to take - but at least it’s also ruining the environment.

(If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 4

My iPhone keeps auto correcting whore house to White House.

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 4

When she did the side eye I have expected her to try to eat a flower or run to the window.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Aug 4

#GildedAge really upping the stakes this season. I don’t want to be shocked, I miss the low stakes of opera.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Jul 16

FACTS

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Jul 13

I truly appreciate that. I think since people equate poker face to murder she wrote and peacock to housewives, they don’t see that Poker Face is actually prestige television.
Severence is more heady/mystery where Poker Face is Serial Pulp Mystery

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Jul 13

At one point, I gave it a literally standing ovation. TV rarely made me do that, I think the last time was possibly Good Girls? Another underrated show.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Jul 13

I didn’t even realize that was him. This makes me want a new season even more!!!!

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Jul 13

Don’t binge it, savior as much as you can because Peacock hasn’t renewed it yet.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Jul 13

Feel like a lot of people are sleeping on #pokerface s2. I just finished the season and absolutely delighted by it. 10/10 hope it comes back.
Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 23

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 22

This week’s episode of #TheValley
“Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.”
Nia:

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 21

This is song transports me to a coffee house in the 90s 😎

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 21

Just remembered Soul Coughing.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 20

My favorite thing about hotel WiFi is the journey it takes to get it, and it’s one you repeat every time you return to the room.

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 4

Me: Did you see the new disco ball I got for the apartment?

Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 2

I had a nightmare that I dropped a suitcase down a flight of stairs at a train station and it opened and I had to repack it in front of everyone.
How are YOU doing mentally?

TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · May 1

Microsoft: Great news, we’ve updated teams to look and act completely differently for no reason!
Me today:

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TheSueFunke @thesuefunke.bsky.social · Apr 25

After a week in London without cold brew I broke down and ordered some from Starbucks and upon first sip screamed OH MY GOD YES!!! I AM ALIVE!!!
This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.